Close Encounters

Crap (No votes)
Not Crap
Total votes: 8 (100%)
Total votes: 8

Film: Close Encounters of the Third Kind

4
It's midnight on a Saturday; I am stuck in the mountains with no bud or friends. Ergo I am flipping between Ocean's Eleven on TNT and this movie on AMC. Here is what I've seen so far.

1. A camel - NOT CRAP
2. A dude playing with mashed potatoes and then breaking down in tears - CRAP
3. About a collective hour of footage of electronics bugging out and white sweaty people freaking out about it - BORING CRAP
4. A little kid - CRAP

The fuck? This movie isn't necessarily a bad film, it just makes me hope the aliens kill everyone. ET kicked ass. For some reason, though, I find this an overwrought acid bath into misanthropy. Ugly people obsessing over a rocky half-dick for three hours is CRAP.

Sorry, nighttime TV mixes poorly with Jim Beam and y'all read the consequences.

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