Oh God, now Reuben's in it. It'll all be the fault of the Reptiles or something in a minute.

NerblyBear wrote:Man, isn't it so cute to stand above a baby and hold out your penis to him/her, whereupon a tiny, squishy hand comes up to grab it? That's the hottest shit in the world. A little, pink hand which is like a twentieth the size of our dicks is so FUCKING adorable I could just shit.

I might have to have children if only so I can do that every day.

People who think babies aren't hot: what is the matter w/ you? You're inhuman. Sure, there are some peanutheads here and there, but mostly they're hotter than chickens.

Hottness of babies = one of the main reasons to own one. Little Mini-Me's.

He's right, you know.

Marsupialized wrote:

honeyisfunny wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

Josef K wrote:Marsupialized, I like reading you stuff normally, but I have to say that you are pursuing a completely baseless point of opinion here.

So it's noble for these people to go in and spend thousands upon thousands of dollars trying to create a child of their own when there are countless children available for adoption already?
Just scrambling, doing everything they possibly can to not have to take in one of those filthy 'damaged' low class poor children...
It's not selfish and heartless for them to pretend these needy children do not exist and push on trying with all their might to make a new one of their own in a laboratory?
This is somehow an acceptable act to you people? Ok, fine....we have very different views of the world and human beings, that's all.

You really do just skim-read all threads and just read your own posts don't you?

What did I miss?

The part where there may be reasons other than selfishness that preclude people from considering adopting.

I'll even play devil's advocate for a second w/r/t selfishness. If you were infertile, feeling *robbed* of something most take for granted and many waste, how would you feel if someone got in your face saying that, in addition to getting fucked over in life, on top of that you *owe* the world by adopting a kid? Sounds like a shit deal if I ever heard one. I have some folks close to me who are infertile, including one who beat cancer by getting a hysterectomy. It doesn't quite work the way you think it does.

Boombats wrote:

NerblyBear wrote:Man, isn't it so cute to stand above a baby and hold out your penis to him/her, whereupon a tiny, squishy hand comes up to grab it? That's the hottest shit in the world. A little, pink hand which is like a twentieth the size of our dicks is so FUCKING adorable I could just shit.

I might have to have children if only so I can do that every day.

People who think babies aren't hot: what is the matter w/ you? You're inhuman. Sure, there are some peanutheads here and there, but mostly they're hotter than chickens.

Hottness of babies = one of the main reasons to own one. Little Mini-Me's.

He's right, you know.

Moderators contacted.

Rick Reuben wrote:Nerbly's comparing baby hands to his own dick, and that pussy bitch honeyisfunny is complaining about my presence??

Dude you should go back and read the original post, it's even grosser...

NerblyBear wrote:Moderators contacted.

Really. You set that one up, I knocked it down, now you're crying as if you didn't ask for a stupid joke to be made at your expense? Half of your posts are little cries for ridicule. Don't act like we don't know that's what you want.*




*I know that all came off a bit rapist-ey, but there you have it.

i have always been dead set against having children even though i like kids at every age and have a lot of fun playing with them (ping pong, intense paper rock scissors, going to the park). when i was younger i always used the excuse that the world was overpopulated, etc. but my biggest worry is and has always been actual child birth. i'm too scared to get my ears pierced nevertheless intentionally squeeze out a watermelon-sized person. it's so bad i've considered surrogacy but that just seems kinda weird when i think about it too much.

i have always found adoption to be a very appealing substitute to having my own. i would like to give some kids a loving home, and honestly if i can love my dog as much as i do without ever having given birth to him, i think i would love a child as much if not more (and that's a lot). i also like the idea of having a large family and i believe i could be a very good mom and have a partner i know would be an excellent dad. although after almost 7 yrs together and based on previous relationships, i'm not certain either of us can have kids anyway (granted we've never actually tried so i could be wrong).

then there's the fear of having unhealthy kids... or me dying when they are young. and the whole mantra i use to take as a kid which was "i never asked to be born!" what if they hate life? is it worth the risk?

so anyway at my current age i'm not AS dead set against having kids as i once was, but i'm still afraid enough not to do it... and honestly if by some freak chance i got pregnant i would probably undo it. i have a feeling i'll warm up to it more when i am in my mid to late 30s... the biological urge to pass on my superior genetics could overcome the fear and skepticism.

but if it turns out i can't have kids anyway, and have the financial stability, i will definitely adopt at least 2 or 3 kids.

Kittens. Not Crap.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

Yeah, babies are so adorable.

I really don't understand how anyone can find babies cute. Even if I wanted to have children, I don't think that I could stand looking at that monstrous little creature for the 1.5 years it would take for it to start resembling a normal human.