Earwicker wrote:

emmanuelle cunt wrote:Also Colonel, damn, I was waiting for some good threesome in the basement of that house or something, and what did I get? A handshake? Pffff!

It was like we got the intro to an 'exotic moving picture' but then some digital glitch prevented us from getting to the good part.

Sorry for omitting any of the 'good parts', but it has always been my policy not to kiss and tell, especially on an Internet forum with over 10,000 registered members.

So I guess you'll all just have to rely on your own imaginations to fill in any of the other details of the story.

scott wrote:Naw, I'm actually not as "politically correct" as I was months or years ago..........(now) I would jump on the chance to call someone a douche.


Like you,JGP, you fucking douche. Go make out with your retarded boyfriend. He's Armenian/Chinese, right? Man, you two are perfect for each other.

LOL!!! Well now that you put it that way, maybe a return to your old self isn't such a bad idea. LOL!

misery, I liked you better when you were depressed. At least you talked less.

And this does not qualify for a "perverted sense of humor". That implies there's something funny about it. There's not. This is just you being a (miserable failure of a) troll and then covering it by saying it was an attempt at so-edgy-you-can't-even-get-it transgressive humor.

Grow up. (And holy shit, if I'm the one telling you to grow up, you are truly still in Underoos.)

Marsupialized wrote:I really enjoy the company of lesbians, I always have gotten along swimmingly with them. I also get along with gay dudes pretty well

Well, with your use of the word "swimmimgly," what gay dude wouldn't want to hang out with you?

scott wrote:Like you, JGP... Go make out with your retarded boyfriend. He's Armenian/Chinese, right? Man, you two are perfect for each other.

Marsuipalized is Chimenian?



Hey everybody, go punch yourselves in the privates. You'll soon forget about your disputes and this crappy, crappy thread.

I like lesbians because the fact that lesbian porn features ass-fisting is all the proof I need that all women really love anal sex but are just too shy to admit it.

(How's that for edgy, in-you-face transgressive humor?)

what about two retarded girls making out with each other?
That'd be fucking hot

Hehe. Teh retardedness makes it better.

Marsupialized wrote:what about two retarded girls making out with each other?
That'd be fucking hot

I had a website called TardCore.org. The concept being, if you just pretend to be retarded, it's not illegal to fuck you. It would be like roleplay, one guy say dresses like a janitor, and the girl puts on velcro shoes and tucks her Mickey Mouse shirt into her sweatpants and starts drooling on herself.

[Janitor] Oh hey, you wanna play with something? (whips out janitor-junk)

[Tardgirl] Yeah durrr slurp (waddles over, clumsily moufs dong)

[Janitor] Ow, not so much teeth or I lock you in the closet again(turns Tardgirl around)

[Tardgirl] Wee gonn go too Mikdonaldz?


etc.


I got a bunch of friends to take some pictures, wearing a foam rubber helmet and knee socks etc., but couldn't find anyone who'd actually fuck in front of a camera and act mental. The URL has expired now, dammit.





miseryandthesun, my advice to you is step back from the computer for a while, and in the future if you're gonna start a thread make a useful, non-confrontational one that people will enjoy and make lasting use of. One that does not have you as the center of attention, but lets everyone who wishes to participate do so without being provoked. I learned this the hard way

Since when is tard-fucking illegal?

We ought to write our congressmen.

Ooops, sorry. Congresspersons.

Boombats wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:what about two retarded girls making out with each other?
That'd be fucking hot

I had a website called TardCore.org. The concept being, if you just pretend to be retarded, it's not illegal to fuck you. It would be like roleplay, one guy say dresses like a janitor, and the girl puts on velcro shoes and tucks her Mickey Mouse shirt into her sweatpants and starts drooling on herself.

[Janitor] Oh hey, you wanna play with something? (whips out janitor-junk)

[Tardgirl] Yeah durrr slurp (waddles over, clumsily moufs dong)

[Janitor] Ow, not so much teeth or I lock you in the closet again(turns Tardgirl around)

[Tardgirl] Wee gonn go too Mikdonaldz?


etc.


I got a bunch of friends to take some pictures, wearing a foam rubber helmet and knee socks etc., but couldn't find anyone who'd actually fuck in front of a camera and act mental. The URL has expired now, dammit.

Are you for real?