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41Sounds like it would be a decent beer.
Sounds like it would be a decent beer.
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:In the 1988 season the Orioles lost their first 21 games to set a ML record for most consecutive losses. I decided then to have their logo as my avatar.
Colonel Panic wrote:Sounds like it would be a decent beer.
turnbullac wrote:when I saw yr mom offering to suck people's dicks for a quarter in the walgreen's parking lot. And then started rubbing up on a fencepost and trying to do a pole dance to attract more customers except she started pissing all over herself and it was really cold so she froze to the pole in an upside-down position and the had to call the fire department to get her down. And then her glass eye fell out and when the manger of Walgreen's came to see what's the problem he tripped on it and broke his ass. So then when the ambulance came they took him away instead and left yr mom because she smelled so bad they thought she was dead already and when she was like "hey I'm still alive" the paramedic was all "shut up bitch" and then word got out she died so people started coming by and leaving flowers and candles and yr moms was like "for the love of god, somebody please help me!" but all the mourners were like "shut your face you ugly slut-cow!" And so finally after a couple days someone put a candle too close and her hair caught on fire and then her face too and it melted so when you finally came she pleaded with you "baby, all I want is some water" but you denied her three times like peter did unto Jesus who is seated at the right hand of the father AMEN...
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