Taxi Driver: The sign says "no smoking."

Giles De'Ath: No, the sign says "thank you for not smoking." As I am smoking, I don't expect to be thanked.

I like a lot of Clint Eastwood's badass moments:

from Unforgiven:

That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.

The Man With Two Brains is full of great stuff.

KT: "Now Now"

SM: "Wow Wow"

"have you ever seen the back of a 20 bill ... on WEEEED?"

1.

THE DUDE: I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
THE BIG LEBOWSKI: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
THE DUDE: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

2.

WALTER SOBCHAK: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

3.

GENERAL JACK D. RIPPER: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
GROUP CAPT. LIONEL MANDRAKE: No.
GENERAL JACK D. RIPPER: But I... I do deny them my essence.

4.

GENERAL JACK D. RIPPER: I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

projectMalamute wrote:I like a lot of Clint Eastwood's badass moments:

from Unforgiven:

That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.

That movie is full of them.

"It's a hell of a thing to kill a man."

"You want me to pour the beer Frank?"

"Nah, I want you to fuck it. Shit yes pour the fucking beer!"

And:

Frank Booth: Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Jeffrey Beaumont: No thanks.
Frank Booth: No thanks? What does that mean?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't wanna go.
Frank Booth: Go where?
Jeffrey Beaumont: For a ride.
Frank Booth: A ride! Now that's a good idea!

that damned fly wrote:"you don't scare me! work on it."

"you're the kind guy who'd fuck another guy in the ass without the common courtesy to give him a reach around. i'll be watching you."

"fuckabees."

So many good lines in FMJ:

"Private Pyle, you have exactly two seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and SKULL FUCK YOU!"

and speaking of, has anyone seen this?

geiginni wrote:

has anyone seen this?

Holy shit that's funny.
"If we don't open our eyes to the skull-fucking epidemic, they will get fucked right out of our heads."