Marsupialized wrote:

emmanuelle cunt wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:The new girl did indeed wear a skirt, she has a giant snake tattooed up her leg.
Found out her family owns a popular seafood restaurant in Chicago.
My infatuation with her started to wear off halfway through the day, I just got tired of talking to her and went about my business.

So are you gonna date her or what?

I probably shouldn't, me being married and all.
She has gotten annoying already anyway

Can't take those snakewomen anywhere, I'm tellin' ya.

Marsupialized wrote:

m.koren wrote:How many more ways can you say that your marriage is done ?

It's not done just yet, hanging in there. We'll see when the lease is up in may.

the most practical man alive, perhaps.

benadrian wrote:

ironyengine wrote:

benadrian wrote:

ironyengine wrote:Last night around 7pm I answered a knock on our door. We live in an apartment complex in a completely nondescript suburb of Indy,

Which one?

Plainfield. It is as it is described.

Oh, I know.

Whenever I go back to visit, I try to make a trip to Six Strings Down to see if there's anything cheap and unique. I've gotten many great deals there.

Ben

Is Plainfield anywhere near Greenwood? 'Cause that's where my old man lives, and I'm there a couple times a year. I'd love to be able to get away to a guitar store for a couple of hours.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Is Plainfield anywhere near Greenwood? 'Cause that's where my old man lives, and I'm there a couple times a year. I'd love to be able to get away to a guitar store for a couple of hours.

Yes.

Follow 465 West, take 70 west about 5 miles. the rest, well, look it up.

The best thing about 6 strings down is, well, you can smoke inside. They have the old school freestanding ashtrays. You can play a nice old guitar, talk to the owner, who basically is Sam Elliot, and smoke. No children, no bad metal, no Guitar center environment... just old men, cancer and nice gear.

Ben Adrian

benadrian wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:old men, cancer and nice gear.

this asks to be used as an album title.

burun wrote:In NYC, tomorrow will be No Pants Day.

In January? That's hardcore.

lemur68 wrote:

burun wrote:In NYC, tomorrow will be No Pants Day.

In January? That's hardcore.

That's how we roll in Da Big City.

burun wrote:In NYC, tomorrow will be No Pants Day.

"As soon as the doors shut at the stop before yours, stand up and take your pants off and put them in your backpack. If you’d like to use a briefcase, purse, grocery bag, or whatever instead of a backpack that’s fine too. You are responsible for your own pants and they should be with you at all times. If anyone asks you why you’ve removed your pants, tell them that they were “getting uncomfortable” (or something along those lines."

I would be all in on this if I were in town. "What? I was getting uncomfortable!"

ironyengine wrote:I opened the front door [and] find the magnetic poetry missing...who steals magnetic poetry![?]

and you just know that thief is gonna get the poem all wrong and out of order.

I purchased a new jacket at TJ Maxx tonight. Ben's friends are lame and went home before we ever arrived at the bar to meet up with them for drinks. Stupid married people with kids...

Once home, I decided to model my new green emo elf jacket for Ben.





Then I attacked:




Soon, all was calm once more.