Why do things always have a habit of shitting out on me on Tuesdays?

Tonight I may even have...A DRINK!

benadrian wrote:

tallchris wrote:At work today, I won a free trip to Las Vegas in March. All expenses are paid, I get to take my fiancee, and we are getting put up in the Wynn Hotel.

I'm not that into Vegas, but am more than willing go there for free.

Seriously, there's no reason you shouldn't have a great time.

Ben

Oh, there is no way I'm not spending the entire four days wasted.

I'm sure there will be some very weird corporate parties going on. Last year when the same trip was in LA, there was a free concert by Queen Latifah, and a stand up show with Ellen Degeneres.

tallchris wrote:I'm sure there will be some very weird corporate parties going on. Last year when the same trip was in LA, there was a free concert by Queen Latifah, and a stand up show with Ellen Degeneres.

Lez Vegas?

1/15/08

today i attended a luncheon in san jose and at this luncheon was a former female colleague of mine who is an impressive 6'2". she had met my new short boss at a previous lunch meeting. (my boss told be that when he met her at this luncheon she was sitting down at the table and he hadn't realized how tall she was until she stood up to leave.) she asked how things were going with my new boss. this former colleague keeps in touch with the previously mentioned "man of impressive stature" and knew something about my boss's awkwardness. agreeing that my boss was strange and overly concerned with height, she said that he said and did some things that were "quite inappropriate" and "freaked" her out: he passed notes, during the presentation, to her and her colleague.

the first note asked my old colleague if her new colleague (described to me today as being "drop dead gorgeous"), who was sitting next to her, was pregnant. the next note was too the pregnant woman (who according to my former colleague he was ogling the whole time.) this note said "i don't want to take too much of your time. please circle if it's a boy or a girl" and had the words "boy" and "girl" below the question with an instruction reading "circle one." the final note was back to my former colleague, noting that if my boss had a daughter as beautiful as this pregnant woman that he wouldn't know what to do.

He really had to be a creepy bastard, didn't he?

benadrian wrote:

tallchris wrote:At work today, I won a free trip to Las Vegas in March. All expenses are paid, I get to take my fiancee, and we are getting put up in the Wynn Hotel.

I'm not that into Vegas, but am more than willing go there for free.

Seriously, there's no reason you shouldn't have a great time.

Ben

Yeah, unless he gets married.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

benadrian wrote:

tallchris wrote:At work today, I won a free trip to Las Vegas in March. All expenses are paid, I get to take my fiancee, and we are getting put up in the Wynn Hotel.

I'm not that into Vegas, but am more than willing go there for free.

Seriously, there's no reason you shouldn't have a great time.

Ben

Yeah, unless he gets married.

He's doing that anyway.

Ben

ERawk wrote:I usually imagine David Foley as the A.T. & Love boss re-enacting these scenarios.

And now, so shall I!

Continuing the trend, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. At 8:30 AM.

Joy of fucking joys.

Waking up at 6:30, while suffering a cold, to go to the dentist who will work on my mouth. While I have a cold.

I bet the Cavitron will give me a headache this time, too.

I will be a fucking JOY to be around tomorrow.

This made me feel a little better, though.

burun wrote:I will be a fucking JOY to be around tomorrow.

oh shit.

Let's all make like George Booth then, and think good thoughts about your dental procedure tomorrow morning.