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5941returning from band practice i was told i smell like a bar. that was retracted and restated as "you smell like a pub crawl."
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5942Steve V. wrote:Why do things always have a habit of shitting out on me on Tuesdays?
Tonight I may even have...A DRINK!
Oh heaven forbid! You don't drink? I however just spent a good slice of the afternoon at the pub with a good friend of mine. I was walking home in my slightly inebriated state and saw a rich man walking hand in hand with an old man in pj's. ???? They looked wrong.
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5943ERawk wrote:Enframed, I think it might be your calling in life (when all is said and done regarding short boss) to compile these anecdotes into a short story/novella/novel.
I usually imagine David Foley as the A.T. & Love boss re-enacting these scenarios.
Salut.
I've always imagined him to look like this:
yaledelay wrote:FUCK YOU APPLE PIE you are a old man...
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5944Today, at an incredibly dull and pointless meeting, we were all asked to introduce ourselves by saying our name and giving an interesting fact about ourselves. Obviously someone read in a book about team building that it break the ice or something.
The responses were so unbelievably boring and clichéd, such gems as:
"My name is [such-and-such] and my interesting fact about me is that I've been working here 17 years!" [giggles]
"My name is [such-and-such] and I'm obsessed with my collection of handbags!"
The last guy was this really creepy looking American who looked quite a lot like Christopher Walken in Annie Hall. He delivered his contribution in a slow, addled drawl that sounded just like Todd Trainer:
"My name is Ralph Richmond, and I breed tropical fish."
The responses were so unbelievably boring and clichéd, such gems as:
"My name is [such-and-such] and my interesting fact about me is that I've been working here 17 years!" [giggles]
"My name is [such-and-such] and I'm obsessed with my collection of handbags!"
The last guy was this really creepy looking American who looked quite a lot like Christopher Walken in Annie Hall. He delivered his contribution in a slow, addled drawl that sounded just like Todd Trainer:
"My name is Ralph Richmond, and I breed tropical fish."
Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
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5945C'mon Simmo, what was your introductory interesting fact?
gjhardwick wrote:shut up you massive baptist
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5946Oh jesus, I tried to get away with it by saying "There is nothing interesting about me at all", when the two women I work with next to me cried out "What about your rock band? He plays in a rock band, you know!" and everyone went "Oooooh!", and I said "uh, yeah, well, uh, there you go."
Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
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5947"My name is simmo, and i like, bought this gibson thunderbird bass for 70 bucks! and it's like, black and big and it sounds very growly and i sold it for ten times more! and now i will buy a harshell case for my keyboard, and.."
so yeah, i'm a pussy.
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5948Benny wrote:"My name is simmo, and i like, bought this gibson thunderbird bass for 70 bucks! and it's like, black and big and it sounds very growly and i sold it for ten times more! and now i will buy a hardshell case for my keyboard, and.."
Dude, you know me too well.
And it was 20 times more....
Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
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5949"Hi everyone, my name's Simmo and I masturbate in my sleep at parties. And I'm a Taurus."
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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5950Rotten Tanx wrote:"Hi everyone, my name's Simmo and I masturbate in my sleep at parties. And I'm a Taurus."
I dunno, you tell one story about masturbating in your sleep at a party and suddenly everyone labels you a pervert!
Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.