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ERawk wrote:Bubba Gump Shrimp Company

How this restaurant is still alive and well in Times Square is beyond me. I almost pray for the Red Lobster/Olive Garden to wipe them out.

burun wrote:

ERawk wrote:Bubba Gump Shrimp Company

How this restaurant is still alive and well in Times Square is beyond me. I almost pray for the Red Lobster/Olive Garden to wipe them out.

I would not go see a band called "How this restaurant is still alive and well in Times Square is beyond me. I almost pray for the Red Lobster/Olive Garden to wipe them out."...

(shit, or would I?)

Bubba Gump Shrimp Company = Smashmouth

Middle American family fare that thinks it's funny. For people whose only cultural frame of reference is some bullshit movie. Food is only vaguely satisfying and has a whiff of something that might have been decent had it not been buried under a boatload of mediocrity. Marketed to fat assholes.

Next "restaurant" - Fazoles

Arson Smith wrote:I would not go see a band called "How this restaurant is still alive and well in Times Square is beyond me. I almost pray for the Red Lobster/Olive Garden to wipe them out."...

(shit, or would I?)

We played a few shows, but broke up because of the Iraq war.

Fazoli's is Zucchero, cheap, characterless, full of dismal Italian cheese.

I don't want to kill the flow by taking too parochial a turn but the simple charms of of Mr Egg should be plain to see.



(Mr Egg is situated in flamboyantly gay Hurst Street - hence eat like a queen.)

Mr Egg=The Scissor Sisters



Next up: Jamba Juice

cjh wrote:Fazoli's is Zucchero, cheap, characterless, full of dismal Italian cheese.

Awesome!

John George Peppers wrote:Next up: Jamba Juice!

Paula Cole. Very '90s fare chock-full of organic granola, appealing almost exclusively to LUGs (Lesbians Until Graduation).

Jamba Juice: Phish

The reasons should be obvious.

Next: Einstein's Bagels

Colonel Panic wrote:Next: Einstein's Bagels

matisyahu




Next up: Papa Johns