I used to have a brown corduroy newsboy style hat. Ladies loved it, so my jealous roomate swiped it from me. Prick.

I also had a ridiculous hat Guinness handed out as a promotion, it was orange and looked like a pumpkin top. It was seriously dorky, so I'd wear it around and joke, "fuck yeah. This hat's gonna get me laid."

It did.

Granted, I'm also a goddamn good looking guy.

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I also had a ridiculous hat Guinness handed out as a promotion, it was orange and looked like a pumpkin top. It was seriously dorky, so I'd wear it around and joke, "fuck yeah. This hat's gonna get me laid."

It did.

I can't believe you're proud of taking advantage of Linus Van Pelt like that.

skatingbasser wrote:This thread read, "Where Does Steve Get His Tats?" for a second.

Or more importantly, where does he take his craps?

scott wrote:23.5", and I'm only 5' 9.5" tall.

Head circumfrence / body height = 0.338

I got a pretty big head.

23.75 and i'm only 5'4.

I got a pretty big head.

Rotten Tanx wrote:There's the Hammock Hut. That's on Third. There's Hammocks 'R' Us. That's on Third, too. You got Put Your Butt There. That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex. It's the Hammock Complex, down on Third.

oh yeah, the hammock district.

the city of Guelph, Ontario in Canada is famous for few things.
Biltmore Hats is one of them:

http://www.biltmorehats.com/index.htm

When I was a kid and discovering big black I thought a fedora was absolutely, positively the thing I needed to make myself look cool. I looked like a small fat wanker in a fedora. Besides, there's some places in the world you really need guts for headwear. Apart from baseball caps on the social reprobates known as neds, hats are risky business when walking the streets of Glasgow...

RWD wrote:small fat wanker in a fedora.

I would see this one man show.

RWD wrote:When I was a kid and discovering big black I thought a fedora was absolutely, positively the thing I needed to make myself look cool. I looked like a small fat wanker in a fedora. Besides, there's some places in the world you really need guts for headwear. Apart from baseball caps on the social reprobates known as neds, hats are risky business when walking the streets of Glasgow...

Indeed, a life or death choice. Very little room for artistic expression on Argyle St.

Josef K wrote:

RWD wrote:When I was a kid and discovering big black I thought a fedora was absolutely, positively the thing I needed to make myself look cool. I looked like a small fat wanker in a fedora. Besides, there's some places in the world you really need guts for headwear. Apart from baseball caps on the social reprobates known as neds, hats are risky business when walking the streets of Glasgow...

Indeed, a life or death choice. Very little room for artistic expression on Argyle St.

I always wondered what Bob Weston thought of the local wildlife when Burma played the Barfly.