Open your phone and look at your text messages.
What does the last one you received say? What about the last one you sent?
Don't cheat.

Inbox: Good to me this sounds.

Out: A Thousand Smiles. A Thousand Hugs.

Out: Practice at 8

In: Word

Sent to friend: "Just heard ad on Air America Radio for Sam's Club. WTF?"

Received from wife (with pic): "The last cigarette".

Out: If you're well enough to drink...

In: Guinness small. Good for strength. That's what Dad used to say.

inbox: Wha?

outbox: OH YEAH!!! OH YEAH!!!

in: it's late, answer your phone!!!

out:

IN: Call me when you are downstairs

OUT: why do chicks always make you wait? They can never be on time for anything how do they keep their jobs?


Both to seperate people, but related to each other

In: Apparently in the offseason they make the Sox parking lot west of the viaduct a CPD driving obstacle course. Fucking hilarious to watch from my birds eye view.

Out: I deduced that from the detritus last year they wrecked a cruiser and it sat there for a weeks as a monument to ineptitude