Popeye. You know, Popeye. He was a horrible, angry man who liked skinny birds. When he didn't get his way he ate spinach from the can (thinly veiled analogy for booze) and sorted things out with his fists, like some shantychav cunt.
Gaaaawd bless'm.
EDIT: Popeye's selfish pursuits for Olive often landed Sweet Pea in situations of extreme danger. This man would not be allowed children in the 21st century fox.
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334The best Kung-Fu movie ever made!
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I won't lie to you, I don't want to be invisible so that I can expose the illuminati, I just want to see Natalie Portman DJing at her downstairs disco.
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335Her name was Anya. My name was Anya.
I guess it just makes sense.
I guess it just makes sense.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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337Ubu Roi. I change that shit often though...
Robert Anton Wilson wrote:The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental
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338Dragnet
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.
Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
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339Franklin the black puppet from the show Arrested Development.
"It's not easy being brown, I got kids all over town..."
"It's not easy being brown, I got kids all over town..."
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340Some dude I did blow with the Studio 54 bathroom in '77. He said, "Bianca's already in there with Andy and if we don't hurry, that Nicaraguan Hoover will be trying to stuff the empty vial up her nose."
Don't know what happened to him, but last I heard, he was in Boca Raton, fucking retirees and dealing their pills while they were at shuffleboard.
Don't know what happened to him, but last I heard, he was in Boca Raton, fucking retirees and dealing their pills while they were at shuffleboard.
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