IN: That's what I thought. I hope a cougar eats your dickhole this weekend.
OUT: I'm celebrating my wedding anniversary this weekend, so that sounds about right.
What s the last text message you sent-received?
112Mandroid2.0 wrote:I don't send text messages because I'm not paying the extra money to Sprint. I don't even use my goddamn phone most of the time and resent that I have to pay for 450 minutes a month when I use, like, 50 of them.
I fucking hate my cellphone. When I get a job, I might pay the $200 cancellation fee just to get rid of that goddamn thing. The only reason that I got it was because I had an uncertain living situation when I moved out here and couldn't rely on or get a landline, so I caved and got a cellphone.
Fuck my phone. Fuck it in the speaker.
Pretty much exactly what she said, except my contract expires next week so I'll soon be free. I had text messaging disabled because they were charging me for spam.
All the most recent messages were ads for some club called Bounces, inconveniently located some 2000 miles away in Atlanta.
I've never sent a text message. It could be retardedly awesome or just retarded, I couldn't say.
Eat a Dick, Sprint! You too shitty LG phone!
What s the last text message you sent-received?
113IN: i was so boring while you were at lunch take me with you next time! thanks for helping me today! xoxoxo
Out:
(Nothing yet, trying to decide on a course of action)
Out:
(Nothing yet, trying to decide on a course of action)
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
What s the last text message you sent-received?
114IN: "U cummin'?"
I'll leave it up to you to figure out the context there...
I'll leave it up to you to figure out the context there...
What s the last text message you sent-received?
115Marsupialized wrote:IN: i was so boring while you were at lunch take me with you next time! thanks for helping me today! xoxoxo
Out:
(Nothing yet, trying to decide on a course of action)
send a SEXt message, if you know what i mean.
tehehehehe
What s the last text message you sent-received?
116Colonel Panic wrote:IN: "U cummin'?"
I'll leave it up to you to figure out the context there...
The messenger wants you to go to mass with him/her?
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.
What s the last text message you sent-received?
117Skronk wrote:Colonel Panic wrote:IN: "U cummin'?"
I'll leave it up to you to figure out the context there...
The messenger wants you to go to mass with him/her?
I'm guessing it's his doctor following up on some concerns he had expressed last check up
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
What s the last text message you sent-received?
118Out:
Mutiny. Internet is cut off. Everyone bailed.
In:
Shit, man.
Mutiny. Internet is cut off. Everyone bailed.
In:
Shit, man.
What s the last text message you sent-received?
120In: "Oh my god! I just met Eddie"
That's my sister talking 'bout Mr. Vedder...
That's my sister talking 'bout Mr. Vedder...
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.