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honeyisfunny wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:
In almost-related news, that will probably be of interest to anyone who knows the subject of this thread; lampposts in the 'student area' of Leeds (sadly, my area) are to be fitted up with movement-triggered recordings of Jimmy Saville giving crime-prevention advice. So, loiter by a lamppost for a while and you'll hear 'Now then, has you-oo my love, locked your - jewelry - up - today?'

As if it wasn't bloody noisy enough 'round here.

Necrophile. Seriously.

I heard this is definitely true, from a reputable source who used to work with him in a hospital.

As for Beadle, my headline would have been: NEXT TIME, THE STAR OF THE SHOW WON'T PULL THROUGH.

Unfortunately its just come to me, 24 hours after the fact, which is why i'm not a tabloid subeditor.

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I'd heard the thing about Beadle and Beefheart, actually. But not about his charity work.

RIP Jeremy, you strange shrivelled handed phenomenon.

Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.

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Earwicker wrote:It's not like he found a cure for cancer or created great art or anything...

Oh and lay off Bob Monkhouse.

I have oft-repeated a slightly daft theory of mine that, with his capacity for data retention, Bob Monkhouse could have found a cure for cancer if he'd applied his gifts to science, rather than jokes.

pamayres/

Mind you, what better treatment for illness than laughter?

/pamayres

Twenty-four hours a week, seven days a month

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Josef K_Archive

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tommydski wrote:
honeyisfunny wrote:2. He had a really small cock. But on the other hand, it was massive.

???

One of his hands was markedly smaller than the other. Therefore, it is assumed, that when held in the large hand, his penis looked small and in the small hand it looked large.

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gjhardwick wrote:shut up you massive baptist

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jongoodwin wrote:
I heard this is definitely true, from a reputable source who used to work with him in a hospital.

Are you sure this wasn't me you heard it from?

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honeyisfunny wrote:Are you sure this wasn't me you heard it from?

jongoodwin wrote:from a reputable source

jongoodwin wrote:reputable source

jongoodwin wrote:reputable

No, it was from my dad's next door neighbour who I've known all my life. He also has a good tale about how Kevin Keegan only became Newcastle manager (first time round) because he owed Sir John Hall a favour after Hall saved him from getting shot by some horse traders he owed money to. All true.

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gjhardwick wrote:shut up you massive baptist

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Apparently, after his funeral there will be a wake, including a small finger buffet.

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