dontfeartheringo wrote:Simmo...

go on, sir. This is the part where you say "Absolutely, ma petite fleur. Everyone knows this, including yanks who've never met you."

See, if you say this and not me, then it doesn't sound like I am flirting with your girl AND you get... well, you know...

honeyisfunny wrote:What? "this is the guy living in the country with the highest standard of living in the world that is completely fuckoff boring and cold as a well digger's ass? "

Simmo lives in England.

sparky wrote:I am cooking dal and the skin on my face is burning from briefly leaning over the spices as I fried them prior to mixing them in. I may have overdone the chilli.

sunlore wrote:I just returned from Norway. Literally every other mofo up there drives some sort of BMW with the video stuff and shit installed in them. Cruise 'em around their little bumfuck towns, too, O.G. style and all. It's pathetic.

sunlore wrote:I am for to make the bruschetta right now. Is so nice food, but none of you can come over because is all for handsome and very hungry lady.

sunlore wrote:I am for to make the bruschetta right now. Is so nice food, but none of you can come over because is all for handsome and very hungry lady.

Cranius wrote:She has big hands and feet, right? Hairy knuckles?

Cranius wrote:

sunlore wrote:I am for to make the bruschetta right now. Is so nice food, but none of you can come over because is all for handsome and very hungry lady.

She has big hands and feet, right? Hairy knuckles?