This band used to play at the open mic night I engineer every Monday. The majority of folks in attendance seemed to agree that they were pretty abysmal. Their singer felt the need to remove his shirt just before playing, under which was a gigantic cross. His hair was curly, frizzed and green - all the regulars have since referred to them as "that broccoli band." Detecting no musical sensibility or passion, I wrote it off as godawful bullshit.
They handed me their business card the first time they played, which read:
X-COMMUNICATION
"The New Revolution of Music"
http://www.myspace.com/xcommunication777
I finally got around to checking out their Myspace profile tonight. I recommend watching the video, and by all means read their wonderfully typo-ed list of influences. Is there something I'm missing? Is this music as bad as I think? I've been wrong before.
" The New Revolution Of Music"
2I can't believe I just listened to that.
Good thing I farted right after listening, I needed to hear something slightly more revolutionary then the "songs" on that page.
If you still have that business card, you should hand it back to them with a suicide hotline number written on the back and tell them to reprint them with said number for future listeners.
Good thing I farted right after listening, I needed to hear something slightly more revolutionary then the "songs" on that page.
If you still have that business card, you should hand it back to them with a suicide hotline number written on the back and tell them to reprint them with said number for future listeners.
lemur68 wrote:Why would you be where a jam band is playing in the first place?
" The New Revolution Of Music"
3Best song: Don't Cut Yourself
I should note that I just checked out their list of friends. I couldn't figure out how they scraped together over 200 fans, and now I know. They added just about every porn profile they could find. And Fiona Apple.
I should note that I just checked out their list of friends. I couldn't figure out how they scraped together over 200 fans, and now I know. They added just about every porn profile they could find. And Fiona Apple.
Mike McGovern
" The New Revolution Of Music"
6Sounds like TV On The Radio covering Limp Bizkit. CRAP. Tad Donley probably has him beat on the ratio of myspace whores on his top friends to actual musical talent.
" The New Revolution Of Music"
7DregsInTheCrowd wrote:Best song: Don't Cut Yourself
I should note that I just checked out their list of friends. I couldn't figure out how they scraped together over 200 fans, and now I know. They added just about every porn profile they could find. And Fiona Apple.
holy shit, you weren't kidding about the whores on their list...
haha, what's funny is that the two first females on their top 4 are all excited about going to see matchbox 20...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.
" The New Revolution Of Music"
8"The New Revolution of Music" - I swear that isn't even English. Don't they mean "The New Music Revolution" or "The New Revolution in Music"? Somebody should tell these guys before it's too late.
Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
" The New Revolution Of Music"
10simmo wrote:"The New Revolution of Music" - I swear that isn't even English. Don't they mean "The New Music Revolution" or "The New Revolution in Music"? Somebody should tell these guys before it's too late.
yes, you're absolutely right...they should master the english language and then maybe their instruments...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.