Don't bloody help him, the twat always beats me!

I don't think you'll find that any variation of Slint is going to count.

I am looking forward to stinging you for 92 points with HITLERED though.

I'm moving out of my flat. This fills me with sadness. I've enjoyed living on my own. I've enjoyed not being hassled into wearing clothes around the house. I've enjoyed not having to use cattle prods to ensure dishes are washed and poohs properly flushed.

On the positive side, the house I'm moving into has a garden with enough space for me to devote a section of it to growing my own herbs/veg. Where do I buy carrot eggs?

ah, so you went for the place then?

Where abouts is it you'll be moving to? I need to violate your HOP pad before you leave. What I'll do for you, cos I like you, is advertise your address on myspace, youtube, facebook and, erm, bebo as THEEE party hotspot in SE for the next week. Maybe there'll even be a picture of you in the metro next week when they need to put a facebook story in, looking all sad cos some underage youth done a poo on your favourite lounge chair and didn't clean it up and now you wont get your deposit back.

Rimbaud III wrote:Where do I buy carrot eggs?

There is no need for such expense. You can impregnate a carrot very easily, and I'm sure it would be great fun.

Well done on the move!

Rimbaud III wrote:Where do I buy carrot eggs?

Quorn eggs no longer satisfactory then? You ruddy vogons make me sick.

Josef K wrote:

sparky wrote:Dudley, you've sketched a beautiful scene there. It strikes me as a quintessential example of early twentieth century English awkwardness and social horror. A lift in the British Library is a perfect setting.

...Of course, you were lucky to get out of that lift alive.

No, what Dudley described is a fucking arrogant arsehole lacking in any social skills. At least his colleague was embarrassed for him.

I made no claims that the man or the archetype was a pleasant one. I also don't think it is worth getting wound up by such types.

Adam I wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:Where do I buy carrot eggs?

Quorn eggs no longer satisfactory then? You ruddy vogons make me sick.

I'm moving in with a vegetarian. I'm tempted to plant chickens.

Either that or grow beefy tomatoes.

Rimbaud III wrote:I'm moving out of my flat. This fills me with sadness. I've enjoyed living on my own. I've enjoyed not being hassled into wearing clothes around the house. I've enjoyed not having to use cattle prods to ensure dishes are washed and poohs properly flushed.

On the positive side, the house I'm moving into has a garden with enough space for me to devote a section of it to growing my own herbs/veg. Where do I buy carrot eggs?

I hope you are moving to a place as close to the Tube as you were before, because I don't want to stay with anyone else whilst in London next time - unless someone else can cook bangers and mash like you did.

On the flip side, no more motorcycle invasions in the new place.

Salut!

burun wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:I'm moving out of my flat. This fills me with sadness. I've enjoyed living on my own. I've enjoyed not being hassled into wearing clothes around the house. I've enjoyed not having to use cattle prods to ensure dishes are washed and poohs properly flushed.

On the positive side, the house I'm moving into has a garden with enough space for me to devote a section of it to growing my own herbs/veg. Where do I buy carrot eggs?

I hope you are moving to a place as close to the Tube as you were before, because I don't want to stay with anyone else whilst in London next time - unless someone else can cook bangers and mash like you did.

On the flip side, no more motorcycle invasions in the new place.

Salut!

Overland rail (same as my current place), but served by fast trains to London Bridge. And it's a little further from the station, but all the better for it.

Things I will have in my new place that I currently don't have:

- A functioning fireplace
- A dining table
- A study
- A garden
- A view over London towards Canary Wharf from my bedroom:



You're always welcome at Casa Rimbaud!