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32There was a politician from Massachusetts named Dick Sweat. No one licks Dick Sweat!
There's a guy at my work named Peter Bals. Some people pronounce it "balls," but I've also heard it rhyme with "pals" or "false."
There's a guy at my work named Peter Bals. Some people pronounce it "balls," but I've also heard it rhyme with "pals" or "false."
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.
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33My father went to school with a Dick Liss.
The worst part was that he was Dick Liss Jr.
No one from Wisconsin seems to have names that do things. Most of my friends have Polish names that are 15 letters long with 2 vowels.
The worst part was that he was Dick Liss Jr.
No one from Wisconsin seems to have names that do things. Most of my friends have Polish names that are 15 letters long with 2 vowels.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
-Gustave Flaubert
-Gustave Flaubert
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34paula poundstone.
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.
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35Pine Funmaker.
No kidding. She was a friend's high school classmate.
And it should be a band, but isn't to my knowledge. I wonder what they'd sound like.
No kidding. She was a friend's high school classmate.
And it should be a band, but isn't to my knowledge. I wonder what they'd sound like.
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36I have met a heartbreaker whose last name was Burns. What's that like to have your own name be a senance describing yourself?
I also met a gal whose last name was Falls. Not an accurate description, though. ...must have been self-consious about it.
I also met a gal whose last name was Falls. Not an accurate description, though. ...must have been self-consious about it.
Jon San Paolo
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37falsedog wrote:Roger Moore
Damn, I never realized that one. Nice.
mycanadiangirlfriend.com
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38Sigh....my last name is Hunt. No, I'm not, nor do I have any immediate family, named Mike. Thank you for asking.
I had a boss named Bob Peters. So there you go...
I had a boss named Bob Peters. So there you go...
You call me a hater like that's a bad thing
Ekkssvvppllott wrote:MayorofRockNRoll is apparently the poor man's thinking man.
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39This old fart claims adjuster in one of my old workplaces had the surname Doucher, but it was pronounced "Duker." And being obviously self-conscious about it, that's how he would spell it over the phone, every time.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
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40"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
-Gustave Flaubert
-Gustave Flaubert