The Code is Almighty wrote:Pit bulls kill miniature horse donated to cancer-stricken boy in Pampa

It only gets better

Waffle house fight?


Wow.


Michigan must be intense nowadays.

Vice is a crappy magazine, but there's an article in a recent issue about a crime magazine in Mexico. In it, the editor referred to a story about a teacher whose husband shot her dead in front of her students. The headline?

"He Gets an A in Homicide."

Lemuel Gulliver wrote:Landocalrissian got pinched. Here.

In the story his name is spelled "Landocalrissan." So either the newspaper committed a typo, or this guy's parents are even bigger fucking idiots.

DrAwkward wrote:

Lemuel Gulliver wrote:Landocalrissian got pinched. Here.

In the story his name is spelled "Landocalrissan." So either the newspaper committed a typo, or this guy's parents are even bigger fucking idiots.

I'm under the impression that Landocalrissian is his first name.

So, yes, the parents have guaranteed that they're not getting grandchildren.

lemur68 wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:

Lemuel Gulliver wrote:Landocalrissian got pinched. Here.

In the story his name is spelled "Landocalrissan." So either the newspaper committed a typo, or this guy's parents are even bigger fucking idiots.

I'm under the impression that Landocalrissian is his first name.

So, yes, the parents have guaranteed that they're not getting grandchildren.

I know that's his first name, but look again, Lemur. It's missing an 'i' in the article.

The Code is Almighty wrote:Pit bulls kill miniature horse donated to cancer-stricken boy in Pampa

This same paper had a headline in their sports recruiting sidebar this week that read, "Rape Orally Committed to Duke."

One of the quotes was, "'I'm excited about the opportunity,' said Rape."

vockins wrote:

The Code is Almighty wrote:Pit bulls kill miniature horse donated to cancer-stricken boy in Pampa

This same paper had a headline in their sports recruiting sidebar this week that read, "Rape Orally Committed to Duke."

One of the quotes was, "'I'm excited about the opportunity,' said Rape."

Excited? To be sure. Let's review the Triangle of Crime:



(er, um... Skills? Oof.)