Barbo wrote:Chocolate Cherry Diet Dr. Pepper is undrinkable.

Jon

What made you think it would be?

It's diet fer chrissakes.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:I woke up early and for no particular reason this morning.

I would kill something massive for a breakfast burger. Mmm...bacon and egg, on burger....

I made a home Kuma last night when I got in from work.
Turned out unexpectedly well.
Go for it

Pretzel rolls. The next time I attempt this I'm going to try substituting milk for the water.

Also, no egg-wash until the end. I'm dumb and it prevents expansion from the rising upon contact with heat.

Grrr.

The mac that runs our database is freaking out. It crashed while we were installing a security update, and now it will not boot up - not even in single-user mode.

I was supposed to leave at 3:30 but I am staying to try to fix it because if it is not fixed by tomorrow, I have to hand-write everything.

And with about 1000 transactions a day, and thousands of dollars of equipment, I do not want to do that.

Js-
I have PMed you about the Mac thing.

You may also wish to contact Vockins, as he has a profanity based approach to healing Macs.

It may help.

dontfeartheringo wrote:Js-
You may also wish to contact Vockins, as he has a profanity based approach to healing Macs.

I texted him about 40 minutes ago. Motherfucker.

Rimbaud III wrote:

Adam I wrote:

The point at which they'd drawn this massive arse in the sky is the point at which they should have called it a day.

And it's farrrrting!

Yayy, sky butts!

I stopped drinking diet soda two days ago. I was drinking epic amounts. Buckets of the swill. Definitely my most trashy habit. Other than the turquoise stretch lace tops I wear all the time. Anyway, I thought I was going to be tearing the throat out of the mailman while trying to nap at work, but I have a normal, steady energy level and a desire to eat less.

It's going to be hard to not be obnoxiously righteous about this.

itchy mcgoo wrote:It's going to be hard to not be obnoxiously righteous about this.

Try green tea. The polyphenols and catechins contained in green tea facilitate the emission of righteousness, sometimes at obnoxious levels. Hippies have known about this for decades, but only now have nutritionists confirmed the biochemical mechanisms that underlay these effects.

Side effects may include Lilith Fair. If you are taking sarcasm inhibitors, you should consult your doctor before drinking green tea.

i know i'm bordering the creepy zone with this but..
anybody has any experience with names repeating over and over in their lives or there's something really fucked up with me?

There was a signature attached to the spam I received at work today. It was a poem.

Not coming back. He lit out like a rabbit. Come when we were
ready to start. I should have recompensed life. Indeed,
it had been agreed upon between conquer heaven. A householder,
or brahmacharin, which follow inability to procure the wherewithal
by the mind, by the eye, by words, and by the and declare,
that as god, from the infinity of every side and only one
entrance, is worthy of narrate to them his interesting experiences.
the i found irish friends, when i had no other an world.
thou shalt not, o lady, by any means, be shafts sped from
arjuna's bow, they were filled lived with her mother and
father. She did not he himself had bestowed, to become a
mark for gives way to grief. That person is a very superior.



I put the line "He lit out like a rabbit" into google and every link it returned was to penis or breast enlargement offers.