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by KeithV_Archive
Hey, what can I say? Somebody running for president that I voted for actually won an election. Yeah, it's only a primary. Wisconsin rules! Hey, I just think he'll make a good figurehead, which is all a president needs to be. He's smooove... Last night, I had a dream that Obama showed up at wedding reception and did a funky-ass dance to the tune of the Jimmy Castor Bunch's funk masterpiece "Troglodyte" and I was sold!!!
But, I'll admit, Kucinich was still on the ballot I was filling out, and I almost gave Denny my protest vote, cause he could dance to "Troglodyte" even better than Obama Yo' Mama, bitch! Kucinich is a elfin sex god!