The Comedy of Craigslist

PEPPER! wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/msg/567305753.html

someone has been trying to unload that piece of crap for 3 months by my count . . .

I've tried to buy it but he won't send it outside of the US.

I love the coffin case too.

I want to turn up at a rehearsal with it and just act casual and plug it in. Expensive joke I know but I could probably sell it to the hard rock cafe here. Just scribble on it saying ZZ Top had signed it or something.

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The Comedy of Craigslist

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Prog doudes realize the only way they'll meet girls is to add one to their band.

Attention Female Vocalists! PROG ROCK band wants YOU!
Reply to: uphoriamusic@yahoo.com
Date: 2008-02-11, 10:55AM EST

we are currently looking for a dedicated female vocalist. our band is still in development, but we have plenty of material to work with. however, not having vocals present has really been holding us back. check out our ad for more info.

Le Ron(25) - Drums
Exp: 17 years. Very articulate and professional with his own unique quality of sound. He can handle any time signature and is musically driven to the core.
Style: Very precise, with a funk metal vibe.

Chris(21) - Guitar
Exp: 9 years. Constant perfectionist and creatively driven.
Style: Progressive.

Steve(25) - Bass
Exp: 13 years. Musically driven and knowledgeable.
Style: Very rhythmic and cerebral.

Influences: TOOL, Meshuggah, Slipknot, Between the Buried and Me, Pain of Salvation, Dream Theatre, and Zero Hour.

We are very open minded with vocals as long as you are lyrically competent, have some sense of originality, and you can actually sing. We are NOT looking for a hardcore screamer.

Cell: [redacted] Chris
uphoriamusic@yahoo.com
www.myspace.com/fearmysteria