You could never eat one of these things again.
Any dish including any amount is off limits. You have to turn your head and look away if some comes into view. You must leave the room if the scent of either is in the air. You aren't even allowed to utter the name of said delicious food product.

So choose, one goes away. Out of your life forever like a beautiful woman coming to her senses.
Which is it?

Garlic is much more versatile than a strip of pork.

I couldn't live without either. 'Suppy goes nearly the knuckle every time.

Bacon goes.

Garlic with anything, apart from ice cream, is good.

You can't have bacon with anything but bread, cheese, coleslaw and chilli sauce.

Bacon and ice cream? I'm going to try it now...

Marsupialized wrote:So choose, one goes away. Out of your life forever like a beautiful woman coming to her senses.
Which is it?

Does the beautiful woman smell of garlic or bacon?

2207 wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:So choose, one goes away. Out of your life forever like a beautiful woman coming to her senses.
Which is it?

Does the beautiful woman smell of garlic or bacon?

Eastern European women have kind of a bacony type scent down there, not exactly bacon but it's definitely in the same scent family....

Bacon. I never liked it anyways.

I love garlic, but I would not live in a baconless world.
Bacon---all fucking day long.
Later, garlic.

Bacon is tasty, but garlic is both tasty and healthy.
Bye bye bacon