iembalm wrote:

Sly Bug wrote:Yesterday, we inaugurated our brand new away kit with our first victory for months...

Garibaldi FC 3 - 1 Gazélec Cagnes

Outfit everyone in those blue boots and you won't lose another match this season.

Check what's doing the player at the extreme right of the lower row !

Is he pinching his own nipples? Is this some French thing?

Hey, Xabi Alonso.....you just got beaten one-on-one to send your side out of the FA Cup.

When the goalscorer asks you for your jersey at the end of the match, pushing him away shows a pretty significant lack of class.

Just sayin'.

You're redeemed a bit by giving it to him when he asked again nicely.

The low scores and presence of Manchester City players in every side but mine suggests I was alone in remembering about the PRF FA Cup Fantasy League; and I have to be grateful to Chelsea for not playing Carvalho meaning Howard of Barnsley was substituted in:

# Team --- Manager --- Gameweek --- Total
1 Portmerion FC - (Patrick McGoohan) - 16 - 120
2 Wharfedale Generals - (Daniel Chapman) - 45 - 117
3 Electoelephant - (bumpy dog) - 20 - 100
4 Dyslexics Untied - (Sleepkid Campbell) - 25 - 64

I went to a real football match yesterday. Kilmarnock vs Rangers. I took my father for his 75th birthday.

About 34 years ago he took me to my first football match at the same venue, featuring the same teams.

He enjoyed it, although in that way in which the parent/child relationship evolves, I had to explain the songs and chants to him.

Ahahahahahaa

Ahahaha

Oh God, I take so much pleasure every time I see Rafa Benitez' fat, loathable face after Liverpool clock up yet another humiliation for the season.

Liverpool - you are rubbish. And I love it.

daniel robert chapman wrote:The low scores and presence of Manchester City players in every side but mine suggests I was alone in remembering about the PRF FA Cup Fantasy League; and I have to be grateful to Chelsea for not playing Carvalho meaning Howard of Barnsley was substituted in:

# Team --- Manager --- Gameweek --- Total
1 Portmerion FC - (Patrick McGoohan) - 16 - 120
2 Wharfedale Generals - (Daniel Chapman) - 45 - 117
3 Electoelephant - (bumpy dog) - 20 - 100
4 Dyslexics Untied - (Sleepkid Campbell) - 25 - 64

I actually forgot my password for this. Completely.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/footbal ... 254719.stm
Does 22-year-old David Nugent really look like this or is there a disgruntled Preston fan with Photoshop over at the BBC?

iembalm wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/i/ipswich_town/7254719.stm
Does 22-year-old David Nugent really look like this or is there a disgruntled Preston fan with Photoshop over at the BBC?

It's the 'Harry Redknapp effect'. My mum used to cluck motherly when she saw Louise Nurding in the paper, opining that Louise would have done well to take a close look at the father before marrying Jamie. 'He may be handsome now, but just look at Harry Redknapp! She won't be happy when he looks like that!'

Halftime - Celtic 2 - 1 Barcelona. *incomprehensible trampish yell*