Favorite Bush moment:

When the call-boy (secret assassin) snakes the wire up GW's urethra, punches through the bladder wall and hooks it on the intestines. He then jerks downward and draws the intestines down and out through the penis, pulling yards of tubing out the ragged head like party streamer. Bush goes into shock, falls and hits head on nightstand, entering into coma. Wakes unable to perambulate because the hit-boy sliced out key ligaments and tendons. Doctors inform him there is a large artificial blood clot inches from his brain, from being injected with Krazy Glue. Has stroke, dies.


That's my favorite moment.

i'm looking forward to the part where he gets kidnapped, undergoes some waterboarding, then is released. the video of his entire kidnapping, start to finish, is released on youtube.

in his first public appearance, the first question is if he thinks waterboarding is torture.

A small moment if you like but very telling.

When he sits at his Crawford ranch, after passing the torch to (insert puppet), quietly sipping his beer, thinking about how his presidency ushered in a faster downhill slide towards a police state, enjoying the Haliburton "humanitarian" package, and watching a rerun of Walker, Texas Ranger, all the while relishing the fact he got away with it scot free.













[/devil's advocate, the hard truth]

boilermaker wrote:A small moment if you like but very telling.

the name of the file being "photoshop-upsidedown.jpg" should help everybody figure that one out, eh? here's a hint. look more and you can find the real, unphotoshopped image, too.

Goddamn Colonel -- that's classic. Hadn't seen that one before. Well done!

Can't stop chuckling over here.

scott wrote:

boilermaker wrote:A small moment if you like but very telling.

the name of the file being "photoshop-upsidedown.jpg" should help everybody figure that one out, eh? here's a hint. look more and you can find the real, unphotoshopped image, too.

Apologies, always thought that was real. It is funny what the book is though - America: A Patriotic Primer by Lynne Cheney and you can get this lovely work of indoctrination for the littlies for 40c on Amazon.

"The future will be better tomorrow."

I was reminded of the quote by this article about his administration's fiddling with fear, which Cranius kindly passed on to me. A good read, I found.

The Code is Almighty wrote:"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qDuG0ZY ... re=related

Also, here's the Daily Show's take on that gem:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oOHtOoB9b6M

One of my favourites has always been, " "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." However:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."