WOW!

He returns his own pants?

Well then he's definitely qualified to run America.

Great standards ya got there.

Minotaur029 wrote:Would Ralph Nader return his own shitty pants? I sincerely doubt it.

I think all sales are final at the Salvo anyways.

Minotaur029 wrote:Here's a story for you third party jerkoffs:

Obama was recently in the GAP on Michigan Avenue. In said GAP, Obama was there to return a pair of slacks that Michelle Obama had bought for him. He said that the pants did not fit and that his wife had fucked up in getting them for him.

The man came to return his own pants, only to be ogled by people who were wild about the most liberal man in the U.S. Senate.



Would Ralph Nader return his own shitty pants? I sincerely doubt it.

Obama may not be "the answer," but stop looking at a gift horse in the mouth you fucking idiots.

You actually just posted about a politician returning his own pants as some show of character, and we're the jerkoffs?? Lay off the glue.

BadComrade wrote:

Skronk wrote:...voting either way is pointless when the only choice is between two. Be proud of your knee jerk vote. You vote for A or B, your vote is direct support of their policies and actions, not just "Oh, he's better than C."

You don't think Obama's policies are better than McCains? Really? McCain will have us in fucking Iran before you go to bed on election night. Obama would be way better than McCain. The scary thing is, even with Obama's "rock star appeal", McCain probably has a chance of winning in the same way that Bush did, twice. If you don't care which one of those two guys will be in control of your country for the next 4 years, then you're an idiot. Like I said, you might as well stay home and play X-box, because voting for Nader is letting all the people voting for Obama or McCain vote for who is gonna be your president. You have no say in it whether you vote for Nader, or stay home and jerk off. You're gonna get the same result either way. Fuck Ralph Nader. You might as well vote for John Stossel from 20/20, he's got almost as much experience in government as Nader does.

I've never said McCain's policies are better than Obama's, What I said was whoever you vote for, A or B, directly supports their policies and decisions, not only counters candidate C. Take that shit into account. My point is, I vote based on what these politicians have as their platform, not some desperate plan to counter some 71 year old.

BadComrade wrote:Well what else is a Nader vote good for? Seriously? You know that he's not gonna win by popular vote, so what are those votes for him good for? The only thing they're good for is for people like you to say "Hey, look at me! I voted for Nader! I'm 1 of that number of voters!!!" That'll be real cool to say if McCain's in office...

What does your vote amount to? "Obama, he's, like, only 46, and compared to McCain, he's awesome". Do you give a shit about his platform, or is it that you vote based on "Anybody but McCain?"

BadComrade wrote:The popular vote wins the election... Someone like Obama is popular with people, because he'll probably be good for the country. If you don't realize that, then you're the one there's no help for. Go ahead, vote for Nader, and let McCain win. You're what, 20 or so? Just imagine: McCain gets in to office, decides to send a "surge" in to Iran (they're having some fun with their nuclear program right now... just got the centrifuges up and running the other day, you know...), and:
..................

Did the popular vote win the 2000 election? No. You see this so simply it's ridiculous.

I couldn't care less how people view him, or how popular he is, I vote based on my political beliefs, and who I would like to see as president. I don't want to see Obama become president, nor Clinton, and definitely not McCain.

If McCain were to win, and reinstate the draft, I wouldn't serve, I'd file for Conscientious Objector, or at worst, leave the country.

I forgot.

Obama has semen made of gold and rides multicolored unicorns while creating pristine policies on a gumdrop-finish twinklebush desk.

Minotaur029 wrote:Here's a story for you third party jerkoffs:

Obama was recently in the GAP on Michigan Avenue. In said GAP, Obama was there to return a pair of slacks that Michelle Obama had bought for him. He said that the pants did not fit and that his wife had fucked up in getting them for him.

The man came to return his own pants, only to be ogled by people who were wild about the most liberal man in the U.S. Senate.
Would Ralph Nader return his own shitty pants? I sincerely doubt it.

Obama may not be "the answer," but stop looking at a gift horse in the mouth you fucking idiots.

You're a huge moron. Only a huge moron would make a post like this.

Minotaur029 wrote:Here's a story for you third party jerkoffs:

Obama was recently in the GAP on Michigan Avenue. In said GAP, Obama was there to return a pair of slacks that Michelle Obama had bought for him. He said that the pants did not fit and that his wife had fucked up in getting them for him.

The man came to return his own pants, only to be ogled by people who were wild about the most liberal man in the U.S. Senate.



Would Ralph Nader return his own shitty pants? I sincerely doubt it.

Obama may not be "the answer," but stop looking at a gift horse in the mouth you fucking idiots.

I don't like your jerk-off story, I don't like your jerk-off handle, and I don't like you, jerk-off.

Rick Reuben wrote:If choosing Obama is 'progressive', then so is choosing Coke over Pepsi. Sellout liberals choose Coke every four years, and then spend the next four years denying that Coke and Pepsi are brands of cola that taste remarkably similar and are bottled and marketed using the exact same processes.

Real progressives tell you that cola is bad for you, and that's why Coke and Pepsi are sold everywhere.

While most third parties offer us Faygo.

Minotaur029 wrote:Here's a story for you third party jerkoffs:

[...PANT STORY...]


Would Ralph Nader return his own shitty pants? I sincerely doubt it.

Obama may not be "the answer," but stop looking at a gift horse in the mouth you fucking idiots.

unarmedman wrote:WOW!

He returns his own pants?

Well then he's definitely qualified to run America.

Great standards ya got there.

lemur68 wrote:I think all sales are final at the Salvo anyways.

Skronk wrote:Lay off the glue.

BadComrade wrote:I know you didn't vote for me, but I guess since you didn't vote for Obama, we're still cool.

mattw wrote:gumdrop-finish twinklebush desk.

EVERY DROP OF THIS IS COMEDY GOLD

Skronk wrote:If McCain were to win, and reinstate the draft, I wouldn't serve, I'd file for Conscientious Objector, or at worst, leave the country.

Well good luck with that.

BadComrade wrote:

Skronk wrote:What does your vote amount to? "Obama, he's, like, only 46, and compared to McCain, he's awesome". Do you give a shit about his platform, or is it that you vote based on "Anybody but McCain?"

I said before, I think Obama's a way better choice than McCain. He's a progressive thinker. McCain is a war veteran and a republican. His frame of mind is that you go and kill people to resolve issues you have with them. I don't care how old either one of them are, or that people are "hyped" about Obama in the same way they were after Bill Clinton was on Mtv, "rappin' with the kids".

Obama's a "progressive thinker", all of a sudden? Not taking military action against Iran off the table, leaving the drug laws the way they are, voting for the Patriot Act in '06, voting for the "triple layer" fencing amendment which would give the Nation Guard 1.8 billion to build that very familiar fence, and he voted against raising the minimum wage. Fuck this guy. At least we know what kind of asshole McCain is.

BadComrade wrote:It would have if the courts weren't dragged in to it. Gore won the popular vote, the numbers are there, plain as day. Guess what? That's pretty much the first time something like that has ever happened, and I really wouldn't expect it to happen again. You're citing one instance in this country's 200+ year history. In that history, I think there was maybe ONE time where the electoral college didn't vote for who the people voted for. It's a pretty good system, and it's stupid if you think you can use 2000 as any kind of general reference.

Actually, that was the third time that happened in this country. It's a fucked system, not even to mention the rampant voter fraud, we have the technology to turn our elections to a completely popular vote, but we choose not to.

BadComrade wrote:Well, you're gonna see one of them no matter what. But hey, you'll look really cool in your Nader T-shirt. That's gotta count for something, at least (since a vote for him won't count for shit).

Would it make you feel better if I replaced Che on a poster with Obama?

BadComrade wrote:

Skronk wrote:If McCain were to win, and reinstate the draft, I wouldn't serve, I'd file for Conscientious Objector, or at worst, leave the country.

Ha. Good luck with that.

What else is there to do? Oh, maybe we can vote on it.