Boombats wrote:Two pickets to Tittsburgh
That joke kills. KILLS!!!!
Spoonerisms
11That joke kills. KILLS!!!!
Mark Lansing wrote:Night Ranger, on the other hand, always sucked like a cheap whore with bad teeth at a Shriner's convention.
That joke kills. KILLS!!!!
Spoonerisms
12No Wucking Forries
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” - George Carlin R.I.P
Spoonerisms
13Rotten, CJ...did you know Rev. Spooner comes from Birmingham? Elmdon to be exact.
"Fuzzy?"
"Fuzzy Duck!"
Actually true.
"Fuzzy?"
"Fuzzy Duck!"
Actually true.
Spoonerisms
14My friend's dad used to always say, "If the poo shits, wear it."
I gotta go shake a tit.
I gotta go shake a tit.
**Do we need the other Chemical Bros. records??
Spoonerisms
17the rev was heard to utter, while addressing a womens group, "and what am i to say to this room of beery wenches??" (weary benches) true story, so I read once........
Spoonerisms
19A friend of mine Spoonerized a box of Safeway brand Corn Pockets cereal.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
Spoonerisms
20Anyone wanna start a band so we can call our album Thongs About Sucking?
It probably helps if you're common scum like me and pronounce "th" as "f".
It probably helps if you're common scum like me and pronounce "th" as "f".
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.