Austin, Texas
21lone star is a bit like having sex in a canoe.
"he probably felt like he owed me something since he just skullfucked me with a drill"
Austin, Texas
22ben wrote:lone star is a bit like having sex in a canoe.
my brain is overloading at the possible definitions of what that means...either way, that's good...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.
Austin, Texas
23ben wrote:
lone star is a bit like having sex in a canoe.
my brain is overloading at the possible definitions of what that means...either way, that's good...
It means that it's fucking close to water.
"he probably felt like he owed me something since he just skullfucked me with a drill"
Austin, Texas
24that's better than good...that's great...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.
Austin, Texas
25thank you. you have no idea how long i've been waiting.
"he probably felt like he owed me something since he just skullfucked me with a drill"
Austin, Texas
26Mt. Bonnell. I recommend this to everybody going to Austin. Laguna Gloria's nice too.
Other than those things and the Alamo Drafthouse I have no nostalgia for this shithole that is Austin, Texas. But that may be due to the fact that I'm a bitter asshole.
Still, we're in the middle of a Chicago winter and I'm still saying, "Nope. Don't miss Austin."
Other than those things and the Alamo Drafthouse I have no nostalgia for this shithole that is Austin, Texas. But that may be due to the fact that I'm a bitter asshole.
Still, we're in the middle of a Chicago winter and I'm still saying, "Nope. Don't miss Austin."
You call me a hater like that's a bad thing
Ekkssvvppllott wrote:MayorofRockNRoll is apparently the poor man's thinking man.