I'm still wondering when Skronk comes in on defense.

losthighway wrote:Well, only if you use it actually on your lap a lot. They say it can cause testicular cancer.

Which is all the government trying to dominate you by preventing your reproduction for the.......help me out Rick- oh wait I remember for "the Nation of Israel Semen Proliferation Global Diet Pill Pyramid Scheme/Globalist".

I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

Rick Reuben wrote:Wow, this thread dragged out nearly every asshole on the board- and they all like drinking acid.

i'm here.

is that all of us?

no wait, the assholes on this board are everyone but ringo, i think. he seems nice.

you other non-asshole guys are phonies.



what kind of acid we talkin'?

Rick Reuben wrote:No fluoride.

So do you work for Tom's of Maine natural toothpaste?

Edit: This isn't fluoride free at all! I've been betrayed...by Tom's!

syntaxfree07 wrote: I didn't expect you to be such a hair-splitting tool.

Really?


Rick, I have a question. If they have all the drugs in the world to choose from, why did they decide to give us one that makes us a little more docile, and a little slower? Why wouldn't they give us one that, I dunno, doesn't have a mostly negligible effect?

Rick Reuben wrote:something stupid

I'm definitely kicking your ass in signature wars.

Hello, I can be an asshole at times. I lurk mostly, but I figured I should show up.

What I'd like to know, Rick, is what kind of methodology YOU would use in a study to determine if fluoride in water had a detrimental effect. What effect would you be measuring? How would you measure it?

Also, I searched for Project F. All I found was a car mod, which, although undeniably pretty rad, probably wasn't what you were suggesting we research. Could you feed us a bit more?

Searched "Project F fluoridation" found this:

It has been reported that fluoride can penetrate the fetal blood-brain barrier and accumulate in cerebral tissue before birth, thereby apparently affecting children's intelligence

http://www.fluoridation.com/brain.htm

also

Bad peach crop in New jersey, 1944. Plus, horses and cows walked and acted stiff, poor things.

http://www.fluoridation.com/atomicbomb.htm

I drink a lot of brewed black tea. Bummer.

There is a big call for restaurants to stop serving bottled water in the UK and serve tap water instead. Could this be so they can slip a few extra items on the bill and we would be too docile to notice and willingly pay up?

johnnyshape wrote:

DazeyDiver wrote:hey does anyone remember that supposedly phony message board fiasco where this guy said that he was from the future and he had to travel back in time to get this software, etc., etc.? What was his name?

John Titor.

Phony is a bit of an understatement. You'd have to be a certified fucking loon to believe that sixth-form sci-fi nonsense.

YES! I was going to be a smart-ass and ask if BobRick was John Titor, but I'd rather ask a slightly serious question: Rick do you believe that John Titor was from the future?