More sales poetry:

Stage Monitor Wedges - $25
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Reply to: sale-590078533@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-28, 1:46PM CST


Dude,

I'm selling these wedges,
they are not great,
but they are not terrible,
and they are 25 dollars.

If you need some monitors
for a practice space, whatevers,
they work, they are very solid,
and they get the job done...
oh yeah, and they're only 25 dollars.

Passive, 10 inch speakers,
1/4 inch inputs,
25 dollars.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/msg/590078533.html


Then there's this crotchety, disagreeable old fart looking for cheap Scandinavian furniture:

Tall Ikea Dresser - $100
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Reply to: sale-590946251@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-29, 9:13AM CST


Looking for a Tall Ikea Dresser. I don't want a see through one either.

• Location: Clark / Diversey Intersection
  
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/wan/590946251.html

Colonel Panic wrote:More sales poetry:

Stage Monitor Wedges - $25
_____________________________________________________________________________


Reply to: sale-590078533@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-28, 1:46PM CST


Dude,

I'm selling these wedges,
they are not great,
but they are not terrible,
and they are 25 dollars.

If you need some monitors
for a practice space, whatevers,
they work, they are very solid,
and they get the job done...
oh yeah, and they're only 25 dollars.

Passive, 10 inch speakers,
1/4 inch inputs,
25 dollars.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/msg/590078533.html


Then there's this crotchety, disagreeable old fart looking for cheap Scandinavian furniture:

Tall Ikea Dresser - $100
_____________________________________________________________________________


Reply to: sale-590946251@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-29, 9:13AM CST


Looking for a Tall Ikea Dresser. I don't want a see through one either.

• Location: Clark / Diversey Intersection
  
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/wan/590946251.html

Some days it's just good to be alive, yeah? If only to get out or on the internet and sample the species.

The only way that second one could be better is if he'd said:

Looking for a Tall Ikea Dresser. I don't want a see through one neither.

You help me , I help back - w4m
Reply to: pers-590976503@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-29, 10:48AM EST


Good morning ... I have posted befor , but only to get , replies of GAMES ... I am in need of making $$$ for moving costs or I loose everything , NO JOKE ... i have gotten responce both good and bad mostly BAD ...Here is the dael , I am a regular girl , in a bind ... I am D/D free , Pretty , a bit thick but curvy ..to answer some questions ... If you can help me generously , I will help you in return ..."favors "....please dont ask what kind you know already...PLEASE , NO GAMES < this is NO JOKE ...and please dont be a LIAR ... already had that...some one said the would help , then blew me off , I gueess thats their fun ?? please reply if you can help and you are SREIOUS ... thank you ... have a great day........*smiles*

This one's has to be an intentional parody.

Nasalist Needed-URGENTLY
Date: 2008-03-01, 9:49PM EST


Nasalist needed, all forms of nasal and nostril noises from mock kazoo to pops. snorts and gurgles. One and two handed technicians needed, those with a propensity for congestion need not apply. We are currently rehearsing with artists of instruments of the human anatomy and completing transpositions of Bach, Handel, and Shoenberg. Our nasalist is in Norway receiving rhinoplasty to allow for more of a coloratura quality of nosewinding.

We may begin doing a few tunes from the repertoire of Marilyn Manson and Two Live Crew. We are still working out the details of ASCAP rights.

We are NOT looking for a Drescherian nasalist.

RE; MINVANS FOR SALE
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-03-02, 5:47PM EST


WHY SHOULD WE CARE IF THIS GUY NAMED STEVE BUY'S MINIVANS, TOWS THEM HOME AND REPAIRS THEM AND SELLS THEM FOR A PROFIT. I THINK IT'S GOOD OLD AMERICAN WAY TO DO BUSINESS...GRANTED HE DOES OVER POST BUT MANY PEOPLE DO. LETS GIVE THIS GUY A BREAK. I DON'T THINK HE'S GETTING THE PRICE HE WANTS FOR MOST OF THE VANS HE HAS ANYHOW...AT LEAST IT WILL KEEP HIM AND HIS FAMILY OFF THE WELFARE ROLLS WHICH WE PAY FOR WITH OUR TAXES...

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/tfr/585821741.html

Hello Im Raven
I'am a student film maker
and I have
School project that need's actors and actresses and crew memebers.

Iam making a movie called Hide 'N' Kill it is about a family that are getting killed off one by one on there spring break. the surviviors get tierd of hiding and being killed they switch the game around and seek the killers down and kill for survival

this film will be sent to the california film festival for 2009

there is no pay but food, costumes make-up will be provided

auditions will be on 2/28/08 @ 1pm-3pm @ 3000 campus hill drive livermore ca 94550-9797

bring a resume if you have one.

Resume?!? Is this person serious?

only $1500 bucks

Peppers I'm looking at you

First thing I'd do is scribble some diarrhea spraying out of her ass with a brown marker

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/msg/598139856.html

76 x 42 x 42 vocal booth, clear front door, and clip-on LED light! $299

only 300 bucks for 4 pieces of plywood and a plastic tarp, what a steal!