1. I commented on how makeup artists in Tears Of The Sun added grease and dirt to Monica Belluci's cleavage to accentuate the crevasse. She had D cups, and Monica Belluci isn't real, so what was she worried about? She countered with "well, I thought the scruffy-faced soldier was really hot" to no effect.

2. I hated all of her vacant-headed soccer player friends.

3. I was a musician, she hates music (though claimed otherwise).

Pretty much, all we had was sex. And it was good. Good enough where we still hooked up on a regular basis for about a year after we broke up. Lucky 18 year old me.

i'm lazy.
i hate everyone's choice in music but mine.
i'm a smartass.
i'd argue just for the sake of it.

um...

i'm sure there are some i'm forgetting.

Dindon Shazwan wrote:I have the tendency to mock a lot the person I love. For me, it just comes with affection, it's not mean at all and it's just because, in general, mocked boys react in a cute way. The problem is, it's probably a bad habit because it looks like it's vexing sometimes...

AGH!!

What is this, the French girlfriend disease??

I left Sofia sitting in a bar by herself one night and never spoke to her again. I just couldn't take any more of this! It got worse when she was drinking.

This behavior, it is the crap!

Things I did that annoyed her:

Ate brie cold.

Ate peanut butter.

Opened the car window when she smoked. Even when it was very cold.

Snored. (My wife actually wears earplugs. Sorry, Luv...Bitter with the sweet, and all that.)

Punctuated my bad French with repeated apologies for speaking French badly, in French.

Sofia tasted root beer once. I thought she was going to spit it on my jacket. She settled for spitting it on my shoes.

There are some things the French aren't ready for.

dontfeartheringo wrote:There are some things the French aren't ready for.

americans and war.

My ex-wife hated it when I would say, "Dud!" after she told a bad joke.

She hated it whenever I was driving (road rage) and my "negative" outlook. She always referenced one example when we were going to rent some movie, and I opined that they probably didn't have it.