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441Hey, don't knock it 'till you've tried it. Some mental chicks are really hot.
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442Colonel Panic wrote:Hey, don't knock it 'till you've tried it. Some mental chicks are really hot.
Is there another kind?
Uh oh, hot dog! I kid, I kid.
You had me at Sex Traction Aunts Getting Vodka-Rogered On Glass Furniture
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443Angry Midget wants to start punk band
I am 3’ 10”. If you can’t deal, move on and don’t bother feeling sorry for me. I’m a goddamn good singer. I can croon like a motherfucker and rip it up screemo too. I’m looking to get paid. I sing a lot like Glen Danzig and would like to start a Misfits coverband to start with and branch out from there to doing originals. When I walk in a college bar I never pay for my own drinks. Everyone wants to by the midget a drink. Well fuck them! But thanks for the drinks. I know if I fronted a good Misfits cover band we could be rolling in it. If you got the chops and the professional attitude drop me a line. Just make sure you’re taller than about 5’6”. I don’t want to play in a band with a bunch of shortys, that’s not what I’m going for here.
Peace- Mike: AKA Peanut
Marsupialized wrote:I bet I hand you a gold bar that sucks dick on command and you'll be bitching that it dosent have the right kind of moustache.
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445ant man bee wrote:Angry Midget wants to start punk bandI am 3’ 10”. If you can’t deal, move on and don’t bother feeling sorry for me. I’m a goddamn good singer. I can croon like a motherfucker and rip it up screemo too. I’m looking to get paid. I sing a lot like Glen Danzig and would like to start a Misfits coverband to start with and branch out from there to doing originals. When I walk in a college bar I never pay for my own drinks. Everyone wants to by the midget a drink. Well fuck them! But thanks for the drinks. I know if I fronted a good Misfits cover band we could be rolling in it. If you got the chops and the professional attitude drop me a line. Just make sure you’re taller than about 5’6”. I don’t want to play in a band with a bunch of shortys, that’s not what I’m going for here.
Peace- Mike: AKA Peanut
He is so fucking hired.
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446I don’t want to play in a band with a bunch of shortys, that’s not what I’m going for here.
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447http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/msg/619857542.html
This is a life size cardboard standup of EDDIE VAN HALEN!!!
It was a promotion Peavey used for the Wolfgang Signature Series Guitars. This is a very rare collectible!
It is in near perfect shape. There's one little bent edge that isn't even noticeable, its on the bottom part. Item stands up perfectly and will be a great addition to any Van Halen fans collection.
$200/obo
wait, there's also this:
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/msg/619682252.html
This state of the art Kurzwiel Digital Grand piano was performed on by the rock and roll legend Billy Joel on the Oprah Winfrey show live on Monday March 24th .Billy Joel was asked to autograph the piano and he did in permanent sharpie on the music rack of this piano.
Asking $10,000 or best offer.
This is a life size cardboard standup of EDDIE VAN HALEN!!!
It was a promotion Peavey used for the Wolfgang Signature Series Guitars. This is a very rare collectible!
It is in near perfect shape. There's one little bent edge that isn't even noticeable, its on the bottom part. Item stands up perfectly and will be a great addition to any Van Halen fans collection.
$200/obo
wait, there's also this:
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/msg/619682252.html
This state of the art Kurzwiel Digital Grand piano was performed on by the rock and roll legend Billy Joel on the Oprah Winfrey show live on Monday March 24th .Billy Joel was asked to autograph the piano and he did in permanent sharpie on the music rack of this piano.
Asking $10,000 or best offer.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
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448Marsupialized wrote:http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/msg/619857542.html
This is a life size cardboard standup of EDDIE VAN HALEN!!!
It was a promotion Peavey used for the Wolfgang Signature Series Guitars. This is a very rare collectible!
It is in near perfect shape. There's one little bent edge that isn't even noticeable, its on the bottom part. Item stands up perfectly and will be a great addition to any Van Halen fans collection.
$200/obo
200 bucks? You can get the real Eddie for less than that.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
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449A friend of mine used to have 4 cardboard cutouts of Cheap Trick in his front picture window. It was a record store promo display for the Dream Police album.
One night he had this huge blowout of a party and somebody stole Rick Nielsen, so he had to throw out the rest of the figures because it was no longer a complete set.
One night he had this huge blowout of a party and somebody stole Rick Nielsen, so he had to throw out the rest of the figures because it was no longer a complete set.