FuzzBob wrote:.................The downside, of course, is that I've never seen spinal surgery actually improve anybody's quality of life. It's a sham. Most claimants are much worse off for it.
Colonel Panic wrote:The guy ordered a Guinness, and when he received it, he noticed that the bartender had done one of those stupid trick "shamrock pours".
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.
When moving, pack all your books and records so they stand vertically (in smaller boxes).
ben wrote:always build/provide your logo in a vector-based format (most commonly illustrator) and talk to your vendor or printer before you start designing if at all possible.
Colonel Panic wrote:FMajcinek wrote:Everytime I'm asked to draw a stupid shamrock in the foam of a pint of Guiness, I "mess up" and draw a little cock-and-balls instead.
My dad loves to tell the story of the time he went to Bennigan's with an Irish friend of his from work. The guy ordered a Guinness, and when he received it, he noticed that the bartender had done one of those stupid trick "shamrock pours". According to my dad, he got the bartender's attention and asked him, "What the hell is this?" When the bartender replied that it's a shamrock, he shoved the pint back at the bartender and demanded another one "without all the fancy American bullshit."
I have met my dad's friend, and can vividly imagine him doing such a thing.
ben wrote:I'm assuiming you are a designer. Changing things at the last minute to conform to a vendors odd requirements sucks.
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.
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