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21 by MorphineCharley_Archive
I'm drinking a Soy latte
I get a double shot
It goes right through my body
And you know
I'm satisfied,
I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-dooper
Yo they tell I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied
I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies
And you know I'm satisfied
I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic's shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I'm satisfied?
I'd like to express my extreme point of view
I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew
I'm just living out the American dream
And I just realized that nothing Is what it seems

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22 by placeholder_Archive
MorphineCharley wrote:I'm drinking a Soy latte
I get a double shot...


Etc etc etc. This is one of the worst songs ever, and about the millionth piece of evidence that suggests that Madonna should be drawn and quartered. I hate this song so much.

Also, Interpol have some of the worst lyrics I've ever read. And that Ultimate Guitar forum is hilarious. Thank you shagboy for posting that link...
matthew wrote:His Life and his Death gives us LIFE.......supernatural life- which is His own life because he is God and Man. This is all straight Catholicism....no nuttiness or mystical crap here.

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24 by ginandtacoscom_Archive
old ministry lyrics are painful, eased in many instances only by the fact that they are unintelligible.


Also, my vote for the specific worst lyric of all time is:

"I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that cookie, and stick it up your ass"

That reads like an 11 year old wrote it. And not even a smart 11 year old. One of the dumb kids who got held back.

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26 by unarmedman_Archive
how could i have forgotten this one!!

courtesy of bowling for soup:
an idiot wrote:"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!

Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!

Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!

Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
-Winston Churchill

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27 by unarmedman_Archive
I had a remarkably similar experience working at Staples, with the song "Linger" by the Cranberries. Staples didn't play soft rock radio, but rather their own closed-circuit muzak feed so I got to hear this song upwards of 8x a day. Salut, fellow office-supply-madman.


ah, salut to you too, ironyengine. was that job as easy for you as it was for me? except back-to-school week. that was hell.

an old roomate of mine worked at staples, and his girlfriend at the time worked at office max. i wonder if that ever caused problems in their relationship....maybe they argued over who had cheaper pencils...
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
-Winston Churchill

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28 by tmidgett_Archive
these examples, they are spot on! except the stooges and sex pistols! actually, they belong actually in the 'great lyrics' thread, actually!

but the train song, she is legendary form of shit! and the madonna song, she is 'fucking terrible!!!'

and interpol lyrics, they are final straw maybe in saying interpol, they are crap! 'bedbugs and ballyhoo,' she is maybe 50% better lyrically than these interpol meaningless things! and she is a terrible song!

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29 by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
Anything with a singer (usually female) bragging about how complicated or unconventional she is.

like:
Liz Phair wrote:I am extraordinary
If you'd ever get to know me
I am extraordinary
I am just your ordinary, average, everyday, sane, psycho, supergoddess
You may not believe in me
But I believe in you
So I still take the trash out
Does that make you too normal for you?

or:
Meredith Brooks wrote:I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way


There are many more songs like this.

Or any song where the singer (usually female) brags about drinking tea. Like:
Letters To Cleo wrote:Just living on a Sunday morning
Got my toast and tea and I'm warm and I just thought I'd think about...

or:
No Doubt wrote:I’m just sippin on chamomile
Watching boys and girls and their sex appeal

or:
Jewel wrote:I'm sorry
I never served you
Camomile tea

or:
and then she wrote:You can drink you coffee with sugar and cream
I'll drink my decaf herbal tea

or:
and after those gems, she wrote:It's getting cold and I'm starting to sneeze.
I wipe my nose on my sleeve.
I've got the sniffles.
I'd better drink my tea.
Oh do you ,do you, wanna, wanna catch a cold with me?

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30 by Tom_Archive
Jewel wrote:="Linus Van Pelt"
Jewel wrote:I'm sorry
I never served you
Camomile tea

or:
and then she wrote:You can drink you coffee with sugar and cream
I'll drink my decaf herbal tea

or:
and after those gems, she wrote:It's getting cold and I'm starting to sneeze.
I wipe my nose on my sleeve.
I've got the sniffles.
I'd better drink my tea.
Oh do you ,do you, wanna, wanna catch a cold with me?


Dude, ease up Jewel... she's had some had time, what with the sniffles and all.
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