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251 by FuzzBob_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:'You know if you got your nose fixed, you'd be pretty cute'


An ex-coworker of mine was actually hit on by an awkward plastic surgeon who used that line. In earnest. I'm not kidding.
iembalm wrote:Can I just point out, Rick, that this rant is in a thread about a cartoon?

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257 by Skronk_Archive
Bumping this for the laughs.

"Are those space pants, 'cause your ass is out of this world!"

"Do you want to see something swell?"

edit: "Do you like Right Said Fred?"
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.

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258 by slowriot_Archive
i made the mistake of thinking it would be smooth to ask a girl whether or not i made her vagina moist. i thought it would show off my strong, masculine, "knows what he wants" attitude.

unfortunately, i forgot about my sometimes random bouts of oral dyslexia, and i got right up in her ear and whispered, "do i make your magina voist?"

ended well, but still...that was fucking embarrassing.

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259 by burun_Archive
slowriot wrote:i made the mistake of thinking it would be smooth to ask a girl whether or not i made her vagina moist. i thought it would show off my strong, masculine, "knows what he wants" attitude.

unfortunately, i forgot about my sometimes random bouts of oral dyslexia, and i got right up in her ear and whispered, "do i make your mangina voist?"
I make music/I also make pretty pictures
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