Colonel Panic wrote:
BTW Venkman, which game are you running the browser in?

Well he said he was putting it down his pants, so I guess it must be... <blank>


(I don't know enough computer games to make a joke here. Please assist.)

Rotten Tanx wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:
BTW Venkman, which game are you running the browser in?

Well he said he was putting it down his pants, so I guess it must be... <blank>


(I don't know enough computer games to make a joke here. Please assist.)

He's talking 'trousers', not 'browsers'.

It's a snail machine, I'm told.

fancyjamtime wrote:My 6 year old daughter referred to Abraham Lincoln as "the sweaty guy on the penny".

Applause!


I went to a party last night filled with a bunch of rich white people. I was making small talk about the low quality of television news when a perfectly reasonable seeming woman told me she no longer liked Barbara Walters because she pushes the "black agenda". Evidence pointed to was a recent guest appearance by Denzel Washington.

Barbara fucking Walters can't even pronounce civil rights. It would come out "civil whites". People are loony.

I want to start a skate punk band called Barbara Walters' Black Agenda. Or at least make some stickers to throw up on sign posts and Land Rovers.

cesb, that is amazing amazing amazing.

Colonel Panic wrote:Ran into Kayte on my way to work this morning. We discussed the probability of attending the STNNNG/Pissed Jeans performance this Saturday evening.

I did just get some money so I'm not as broke as I was last weekend. But I'm still broke so we'll see.

Kayte R. wrote:cesb, that is amazing amazing amazing.

Colonel Panic wrote:Ran into Kayte on my way to work this morning. We discussed the probability of attending the STNNNG/Pissed Jeans performance this Saturday evening.

I did just get some money so I'm not as broke as I was last weekend. But I'm still broke so we'll see.

I need to go to my cousin's wedding. I bought my tickets MONTHS ago, was counting the days down to this concert - and then, of course, my cousin decides to get married.

I'm pissed. pissed jeans pissed.

itchy mcgoo wrote:

fancyjamtime wrote:My 6 year old daughter referred to Abraham Lincoln as "the sweaty guy on the penny".

Applause!


I went to a party last night filled with a bunch of rich white people. I was making small talk about the low quality of television news when a perfectly reasonable seeming woman told me she no longer liked Barbara Walters because she pushes the "black agenda". Evidence pointed to was a recent guest appearance by Denzel Washington.

Barbara fucking Walters can't even pronounce civil rights. It would come out "civil whites". People are loony.

I want to start a skate punk band called Barbara Walters' Black Agenda. Or at least make some stickers to throw up on sign posts and Land Rovers.

Next time you are hanging out with rich white people call me and invite me over, nothing I like more than hanging out with rich white people

Ace wrote:

Kayte R. wrote:cesb, that is amazing amazing amazing.

Colonel Panic wrote:Ran into Kayte on my way to work this morning. We discussed the probability of attending the STNNNG/Pissed Jeans performance this Saturday evening.

I did just get some money so I'm not as broke as I was last weekend. But I'm still broke so we'll see.

I need to go to my cousin's wedding. I bought my tickets MONTHS ago, was counting the days down to this concert - and then, of course, my cousin decides to get married.

I'm pissed. pissed jeans pissed.

You could give your ticket to me. Then it won't go to waste. Sayin'.

itchy mcgoo wrote:Barbara fucking Walters can't even pronounce civil rights. It would come out "civil whites". People are loony.

Thanks in advance.

If I ever form another rock band, I will propose using the name The Civil Whites.

itchy mcgoo wrote:

fancyjamtime wrote:My 6 year old daughter referred to Abraham Lincoln as "the sweaty guy on the penny".

My girlfriend is a teacher and was having 1st graders use magnifying glasses. They were looking at coins and one wanted the penny so he could "see James Brown."

So apparently Abe does look sweaty on the penny.