burun wrote:

Maurice wrote:Also, quite suddenly, there are job/project offers all up in this.

Fucking awesome.

Please move to NYC as a result.

Alas, they're not that good...yet.

burun wrote:Seriously, that is amazingly good. I hope someone offers you something that pays you what you deserve!

Thanks! It's nice to be wanted. Now I have to sort it all out.

burun wrote:WhitePeopleThon was good - some old friends actually showed up, which was cool. I hope some day someone will treat my work with the amount of care and love this work got. And hopefully I won't be dead, so I can enjoy the results.

Indeed. Here's to not being dead, and enjoying the results!

In other news, today's key utterance from the two-year-old: "I see the pie! I see the pie...itself."

Maurice wrote:In other news, today's key utterance from the two-year-old: "I see the pie! I see the pie...itself."

There is no pie.

Oh, and Green Tea Kit Kat bars fucking rock.

burun wrote:

Maurice wrote:In other news, today's key utterance from the two-year-old: "I see the pie! I see the pie...itself."

There is no pie.

Oh, totally. It was discursive pie.

burun wrote:Oh, and Green Tea Kit Kat bars fucking rock.

Wait--these exist? This changes everything.

detail from my day: tiny glass shards in my poop

lesson learned: DO NOT BUY MILO MADE IN CHINA!

Josef K wrote:

Ekkssvvppllott wrote:Don't have much of an appetite as of late. I think it's because I'm falling for someone --- like, the kind of person it would make perfect sense for me to be in a relationship with. She's awesome. I make her laugh and she likes me.

simmo wrote:Someone's left a guide stick for the blind in the men's toilets at work. What should I do with it? I wonder if I should hand it in at reception or just leave it there.....

Good work Simmo,

I was wondering how to link the object of Ekkss' desire with some sort of visual and / or hearing disability and here you did it so subtley with just the right measure of the sureal.

"Hello, is it me you're looking for"

Rotten Tanx wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:
BTW Venkman, which game are you running the browser in?

Well he said he was putting it down his pants, so I guess it must be Leisure Suit Larry.

there ya go

Spoke wrote:detail from my day: tiny glass shards in my poop

Been there, done that.

Colonel Panic wrote:BTW Venkman, which game are you running the browser in?

Hey, dude. I don't know! I think the browser is on it's own. No need to have a game on.

BEN 10?

It's been down my pants for so long...who knows?

Why do you ask?

I have programmed it to vibrate everytime clocker bob posts. This way, I'm always satisfied, angry and confused.

Yesterday I super-glued my hand to a bright red high-heeled ladies shoe. Surprisingly, this wasn't a fetish practise but rather a piece of friendly repair work but I still wouldn't have fancied explaining it at the hospital. Luckily a quick sprint to the hot tap and some flaking of my skin sorted the problem...

Migraine last night. Real migraine. Not like the people who have a headache and say "Oh, I've got this migraine and now I have to go out clubbing, ho hum."

Today I'm hypersensitive to high pitched sounds. As I was late for work the bus was full of middled aged and elderly women and all I could hear was ss....c...sh...p...t...ch...shhh..tss..k...sss...

I'm sorry, Tanx. Some people have never experienced a true migraine and have no clue how miserable they are or that they involved wanting to rip your eyes and eardrums out in addition to the nausea and vomiting and tingly fingers and just generally wanting to not be conscious and in pain.

I've heard that taking niacin supplements when you first start to feel a migraine starting is supposed to help, as it opens constricted blood vessels, though I never seem to have niacin around when my migraines begin.

Migraines, like so much else, are also signs of vitamin deficiencies, especially magnesium. Caffeine, an extremely low-fat diet, too much calcium, and too much alcohol can all cause magnesium deficiencies. Beans, nuts, bananas, and certain vegetables are all high in magnesium, so you should try to incorporate more of these into your diet if you have problems with migraines, or at least take a vitamin supplement for a few months and see if that helps.

I ate a banana last year.

I didn't think much of it but I shall endeavour to eat some more.

Caffeine is in coke, right? I drink way too much coke. I've never drank a cup of coffee.



I feel like we had this conversation before.