Root Beer?

Crap
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Not Crap
Total votes: 32 (94%)
Total votes: 34

Beverage: Root Beer

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Dog n' Suds Root Beer used to be my underage lawnmowing beverage of choice. Root Beer is awesome. Zero Waffles.

Root Beer >Ginger Beer
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Beverage: Root Beer

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Colonel Panic wrote:I love me some good root beer on occasion, as well as ginger beer, birch beer, sarsaparilla, and cream soda.

But...

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Ugh. That stuff is naaaasty. I drank some of that at Dreamerz once. Almost hurled right there on the spot.


Colonel, who knows how old that bottle was at Dreamerz. They had worse things. Remember the White Trash nights, with the genuine moonshine?

I think we've got a bottle of root beer schnapps at home. I don't drink it myself, as sweet liqueurs are pretty much bottled hangovers anyways.
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Beverage: Root Beer

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I think the "genuine moonshine" was just cheap bum whiskey.

That root beer stuff made me real sick though. It was just dumb luck that I made it to that horrible men's room before chucking it all over the floor.

Not sure if it was that occasion, or different puking incident (so many of them happened at Dreamerz back in those days) that I noticed something odd about the toilets there. When you flushed the toilet in Dreamerz, the water swirled around the bowl clockwise... in the Northern Hemisphere!!!

The reverse-Coriolis Effect is of course undeniable proof that Dreamerz was located AT THE VERY BOUNDARY BETWEEN EARTH AND HELL!
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Beverage: Root Beer

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Colonel Panic wrote:I think the "genuine moonshine" was just cheap bum whiskey.

That root beer stuff made me real sick though. It was just dumb luck that I made it to that horrible men's room before chucking it all over the floor.

Not sure if it was that occasion, or different puking incident (so many of them happened at Dreamerz back in those days) that I noticed something odd about the toilets there. When you flushed the toilet in Dreamerz, the water swirled around the bowl clockwise... in the Northern Hemisphere!!! The reverse-Coriolis Effect is of course undeniable proof that Dreamerz was located AT THE VERY BOUNDARY BETWEEN EARTH AND HELL!!!


Maybe, just maybe, this had something to do with you being fucked up out of your mind and the whole world was spinning anyways.

Dreamerz was definitely a gateway to something.......I'm not exactly sure what though.
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