Is there something you would be entertained to filll my buttttock (R e a l C h e a p W h o r e s . n e t)
Reply to: pers-631861694@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-05, 7:26PM PDT


There are insane amounts of alluring sexxxxy realgirls out there thinking for you to just say reegards, and primed to screw you for that blessing. They are sad 2, and you can get them for no money

I encounter them here and they ask for NO PERSONAL INFO and NO CREDIIIT CARDDD
R e a l C h e a p W h o r e s . n e t




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Marsupialized wrote:So I am selling this stupid drum machine for 400 bucks, I have had all kinds of people say they want it then either not show up or whatever. Huge pain in ths ass.
This one here is pretty good, though. She writes saying she wants to come get it tonight. I say ok, bring cash and it's yours.....then she writes me this back:

I will be sending you a certified check of $4000 which
will written in your name and cashable in your bank. I am sending you
that much money because i will be using the balance to pay my mover.
I know this is a very difficult task but i am
begging your indulgence to please take the check to your bank and cash
it. After cashing,deduct the stipulated fees plus additional $100 for
the inconvinences and send the balance to
my mover via moneygram. Moneygram transfer is available in
every Walmart outlets.
Please send me your full name and address in order to write the
payment in your name.
I hope to hear from you as soon as possible
Regards
Liz

tell her that you need sexy picture for collateral

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aaa/425529349.html

You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.

When you answered and said, “Whatsup?” I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.

lemur68 wrote:Is there something you would be entertained to filll my buttttock (R e a l C h e a p W h o r e s . n e t)
Reply to: pers-631861694@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-05, 7:26PM PDT


There are insane amounts of alluring sexxxxy realgirls out there thinking for you to just say reegards, and primed to screw you for that blessing. They are sad 2, and you can get them for no money

I encounter them here and they ask for NO PERSONAL INFO and NO CREDIIIT CARDDD
R e a l C h e a p W h o r e s . n e t




* Location: R e a l C h e a p W h o r e s . n e t
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I almost fell for it.

Edit: allright, now i fell for it.
why is it that there are spaces between the letters in the site name? When you google it, you just find a link to craiglist's and not the site it is supposed to spam for?

arthur wrote:

lemur68 wrote:Is there something you would be entertained to filll my buttttock (R e a l C h e a p W h o r e s . n e t)
Reply to: pers-631861694@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-05, 7:26PM PDT


There are insane amounts of alluring sexxxxy realgirls out there thinking for you to just say reegards, and primed to screw you for that blessing. They are sad 2, and you can get them for no money

I encounter them here and they ask for NO PERSONAL INFO and NO CREDIIIT CARDDD
R e a l C h e a p W h o r e s . n e t




* Location: R e a l C h e a p W h o r e s . n e t
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I almost fell for it.

Edit: allright, now i fell for it.
why is it that there are spaces between the letters in the site name?

You're supposed to say it slowly.

Learn to play Metal Guitar the right way (West side columbus)
Reply to: comm-632020230@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-06, 3:03AM EDT


Are you tired of paying for lessons that teach you boring scales and chords and all you want to do is crank up the distortion and throwdown something brutal. well heres your calling I have been playing metal guitar for 10 years and my focus is on playing music that feels natural and kicks as much ass as possible. Im not gonna sit here and teach you scales and chords and musical theory Im gonna show you how to turn your guitar into a weapon and how to start jamming with other musicians, I have taught people to play scales and chord progressions and all that jazz and they all ask me the same things "How do I use this to write music with my metal band" And after hearing questions like that often and me playing in a metal band myself I went home and rewrote the book, and now I have a formula to teach anyone from beginner to advanced players how to write breakdowns and hooks and Odd time signatures and how to comfortably peice them together without sounding forced. I will teach you whatever you want to learn. Even if you are just wanting to learn songs from your favorite bands I will teach you how to learn music from listening to music or I can even show you how to play the particular song you want to learn if thats what your looking for. I specialize in heavy music and I want to see more Metal come out of columbus the scene is dying more and more each day and I think the cause is that people are just not getting the right tools and know how to play this form of guitar so heres your chance to prove to yourself that you got what it takes to kick ass on your instrument. I charge $35.00 an hour with your first lesson at $15.00 and $10.00 for every additional half hour. If needed I can even come to you so quit wishing you knew how to do it and just do it!!! See you on the stage

I think I need to take guitar lessons from that dude.

Guitar teacher in Columbus, OH wrote:Im gonna show you how to turn your guitar into a weapon

Didn't Kurt Cobain do that once and get into a lot of trouble?

arthur wrote:why is it that there are spaces between the letters in the site name? When you google it, you just find a link to craiglist's and not the site it is supposed to spam for?

I think it's a spam that's intended to be sent out to lots of different websites. They put the spaces in there to defeat spam filters that scan posts for URLs with words like "whores" in them.

Colonel Panic wrote:

Guitar teacher in Columbus, OH wrote:Im gonna show you how to turn your guitar into a weapon

Didn't Kurt Cobain do that once and get into a lot of trouble?

arthur wrote:why is it that there are spaces between the letters in the site name? When you google it, you just find a link to craiglist's and not the site it is supposed to spam for?

I think it's a spam that's intended to be sent out to lots of different websites. They put the spaces in there to defeat spam filters that scan posts for URLs with words like "whores" in them.

aaah, clever spammers...
thanks for the info.

I knew what I was getting in to before I clicked on it.

http://fayar.craigslist.org/msg/588898074.html