japmn wrote:I knew what I was getting in to before I clicked on it.

http://fayar.craigslist.org/msg/588898074.html

I was gonna go to drum class...but then I got high.

That's Ringo's ad, isn't it?

Busted.

wizard-core (wXc) band seeks shredder guitarist (the shire)

Reply to: commxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: 2008-04-13, 12:43AM CDT


looking to start a fresh new band and style. we already have two wizards and a sorceress (drums, bass, and vox respectively) all we need to complete the cycle is a virtuoso guitarist who looks like a wizard, or would be open to the idea of growing a flowing white beard. you must own atleast 7 guitars and one must have bare minimum two necks. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING, there needs to be a double-neck in there or your ass is going back to Hogwarts. Other criteria to consider: do you have access to potions, power crystals, amplifiers that run on blood, a pegasus, and a deep love for black sabbath? if this sounds like you let me know, st. louis and to a greater extent the world needs wizard metal to happen.

your magic friend,

Lord Granzor

ozzy lee harvwald wrote:wizard-core (wXc) band seeks shredder guitarist (the shire)

Reply to: commxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: 2008-04-13, 12:43AM CDT


looking to start a fresh new band and style. we already have two wizards and a sorceress (drums, bass, and vox respectively) all we need to complete the cycle is a virtuoso guitarist who looks like a wizard, or would be open to the idea of growing a flowing white beard. you must own atleast 7 guitars and one must have bare minimum two necks. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING, there needs to be a double-neck in there or your ass is going back to Hogwarts. Other criteria to consider: do you have access to potions, power crystals, amplifiers that run on blood, a pegasus, and a deep love for black sabbath? if this sounds like you let me know, st. louis and to a greater extent the world needs wizard metal to happen.

your magic friend,

Lord Granzor

I'm selling everything I own, buying seven 2+ necked guitars, and getting all up in this. And my beard is even starting to turn white on its own!

"Do you have access to potions?"

So good!

debaser wrote:http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/cas/640495733.html

Wow. That's one sad pic.

Oh man, a while back I posted a local listing of some disjointed wife trying to give away her 'expired' husband, now some parent is trying to give away their kids. This town is terrible...

3 mouthy children (ANYWHERE)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-04-17, 8:07AM PDT


free for the taking 3 mouthy disrespectful, spoiled children.

1: 10 year old girl - skips school crys too much hates everyone

2: 15 year old girl - snotty, thinks everything is either free or hers occasionally throws things and is scared of her shadow.

3: this one is not really ours: 15 year old boy - boyfriend of the oldest girl, thinks he lives here, a bit obnoxous, and smells like cheese (the old kind)

available for pick up imediatley, they come with hampsters and cell phones they don't deserve. please, please please, we are only giving them away to repair our own mental health.

we don't drive (cause kids cost too much) so pick up only

Pure L wrote:

debaser wrote:http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/cas/640495733.html

Wow. That's one sad pic.

OH FUCK NO, THAT NEEDS TO BE *SOMEBODY'S* GREATEST ALBUM COVER, EVER!!!