I personally call bullshit on this. As a man, I'm not going to ask the women to keep the toilet seat up, am I ? How the fuck did this whole thing get started ?

I grew up in a house full of females.
I currently live in a house full females.

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:I grew up in a house full of females.
I currently live in a house full females.

So, it's a duress thing ? I started this poll because one of the women I work with told me that I "forgot" something in the washroom. And I'm like, "What, my car keys ?", and then she says "No, you forgot to put the seat down." At that moment, I notice that most of the women are all staring at me with either a shit-eating grin or they're actually cackling like witches. It's as if they'd all been waiting for this petty little 'showdown'.

m.koren wrote:I personally call bullshit on this. As a man, I'm not going to ask the women to keep the toilet seat up, am I ? How the fuck did this whole thing get started ?

AMIRITE FELLAS?

The rule makes sense. Carelessly sitting on the gross part of the seat below the lid is a greater probability for a girl than for a man, simply because they must sit down every time. Remember, the lid is a luxury that converts the toilet into a urinal. But really, even if the rule was senseless, it's simply not that big of a deal. Put the seat down, irrepressible bad boy.

You know what?

All I ask is that you actually make sure when you flush, all the brown goes down.

Everything else? I can be flexible.

burun wrote:All I ask is that you actually make sure when you flush, all the brown goes down.

Who the fuck pisses brown?

I think this rule was probably manufactured in order to cover up the mess you assholes with your rocket urine make on the rim of the bowl. When I go to the bathroom, I don't want to see your dried urine stains with your pubic hairs encrusted in it. I've never met one among you who cleans the toilet the requisite once a week (or really even once a month), so do me a favour and leave the seat down so that I don't also vomit when I sit down to excrete my wastes.

Also, if you leave the seat up and I wake up in the middle of the night and fall into the toilet because I was avoiding turning the light on/disturbing your rest, I will turn the lights on in order to kick you in the nuts.

I put it down 'cause I don't like an open toilet.

Girls:

With all due respect......

If the toilet seat is always left down for you, you never see the effects of your very own wayward streams.

Animals.