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I would just like to take a moment here if I could and thank The Code is Almighty for hooking me up with such a steller fucking pad. Really digging it so far. The 2 parking tickets I have gotten 2 days in a row didn't even piss me off that bad as it was my own fault for not reading the sign 2 feet in front of my truck. 2 days in a row.
Now I know about the street cleaning bullshit, ok, fine. They actually clean the streets around here, not used to that sort of thing.

Any pre or after show festivities in the area will officially be taking place at my spot from now on.

Now that I live in Wicker Park I will have to really up the wardrobe, I stick out like a sore thumb. I assumed someone would just show up at the door with a welcome basket of expensive lotions and imported silk shirts and whatnot...I guess not.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Marsupialized wrote:Now that I live in Wicker Park I will have to really up the wardrobe, I stick out like a sore thumb.

You can fit in there, no problem. All you need is some salon dreadlocks, lots of nose and ear piercings, and some Osh-Kosh overalls. Or wear a black turtleneck and pinstriped sport jacket. Or maybe a porkpie hat, skinny tie and a cardigan sweater. If none of those work for you, then you could just dance around the intersection of North & Damen wearing nothing but a speedo and black knee socks.

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The Code is Almighty wrote:Not a problem, I'm glad it worked out. Glad I got to pick my neighbors too.

Let me know when you feel like just sitting around listening to CocoRosie, and talking about Muslims and them gays.


Was listening to Cocorosie this morning actually, I'm always willing to sit someone down and tell them the joys of my adopted religion...that reminds me, if you ever see my wife without her Burqa on you have my permission to beat her with a stick if I'm not around.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Marsupialized wrote:
The Code is Almighty wrote:Not a problem, I'm glad it worked out. Glad I got to pick my neighbors too.

Let me know when you feel like just sitting around listening to CocoRosie, and talking about Muslims and them gays.


Was listening to Cocorosie this morning actually, I'm always willing to sit someone down and tell them the joys of my adopted religion...that reminds me, if you ever see my wife without her Burqa on you have my permission to beat her with a stick if I'm not around.


Why would your wife be out in public without you or any male relatives in the first place? Is she a harlot?
it's not the length, it's the gersch

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El Protoolio wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:
The Code is Almighty wrote:Not a problem, I'm glad it worked out. Glad I got to pick my neighbors too.

Let me know when you feel like just sitting around listening to CocoRosie, and talking about Muslims and them gays.


Was listening to Cocorosie this morning actually, I'm always willing to sit someone down and tell them the joys of my adopted religion...that reminds me, if you ever see my wife without her Burqa on you have my permission to beat her with a stick if I'm not around.


Why would your wife be out in public without you or any male relatives in the first place? Is she a harlot?


I found that she had hidden a western fashion magazine in her sleeping box, it's filled her head with all kinds of crazy ideas. I have been beating her nightly and it just does no good...she gets more rebellious by the day.
I pray that Allah gives me the wisdom and strength to break her will.
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I'm looking for September 1.
People of the forum, send me your rentals.
Looking for a 2 bedroom under a grand, any of these areas:
Roscoe, Lincoln Square, Lakeview, North Center, Andersonville, Edgewater.
Basically anywhere east of western and north of lincoln park. It's a pain to get to depaul from here, and I'm sick of the nightly gang fights!
I know it's too early to look for september, but if you hear of anything please let me know.
Tank yous guys.

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