Farting
93My Official Worst Farting Story comes with an ass mic.
I was just out of college and working in a laboratory about conflict in families with four-year olds. It was a neat lab. I interviewed the kids, the parents, worked the A/V stuff, coded behavior...neato stuff.
One day, I show up to the lab...hungover, of course, because that's my real job. My comrades were in the A/V booth, checking the equipment and they asked hungover me to go and sound-check the main video room. Okay, great, because I had to beer-fart and figured I could subtly let loose in the three-hallway walk to the interview room.
The fucking hallway was crowded with non-hungover people who were cheerily saying good morning to me, blocking my gas-release access. Fuckers. Yeah, hi hi, ha ha, yeah, okay see you later goddamnit. I finally step into the video room, relieved that no one was around and let loose a beer fart that was like two wet towels flapping in the wind.
They were CHECKING THE A/V SETUP.
Crawling back into the control room was, um...uncomfortable.
I was just out of college and working in a laboratory about conflict in families with four-year olds. It was a neat lab. I interviewed the kids, the parents, worked the A/V stuff, coded behavior...neato stuff.
One day, I show up to the lab...hungover, of course, because that's my real job. My comrades were in the A/V booth, checking the equipment and they asked hungover me to go and sound-check the main video room. Okay, great, because I had to beer-fart and figured I could subtly let loose in the three-hallway walk to the interview room.
The fucking hallway was crowded with non-hungover people who were cheerily saying good morning to me, blocking my gas-release access. Fuckers. Yeah, hi hi, ha ha, yeah, okay see you later goddamnit. I finally step into the video room, relieved that no one was around and let loose a beer fart that was like two wet towels flapping in the wind.
They were CHECKING THE A/V SETUP.
Crawling back into the control room was, um...uncomfortable.
Farting
98Marsupialized wrote:Do female corpses queef?
I think you would have to ask these guys:
http://wcco.com/local/St.Charles.Cemetery.2.369210.html
Farting
100bumble wrote:relieved that no one was around and let loose a beer fart that was like two wet towels flapping in the wind.
They were CHECKING THE A/V SETUP.
Crawling back into the control room was, um...uncomfortable.
hahahahaha, great...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.