m.koren wrote:estro-vipers

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

m.koren wrote:estro-vipers

Would see?

m.koren wrote:Work Update III :

This morning, I go to dispose of the multiple return-bags of empty, used pill wrappers (I drive for a pharmacy) only to discover that some of the bags I brought back last work-day have been tossed on the floor instead of in the recycling bin where they belong. Not 5 seconds later, the mouthy broad (whose job it is to sort through the return stuff) comes up to me to make some kind of out-of-character pseudo-friendly chit-chat. I don't fall for it, of course, and I ask her why this shit is all over the floor when I had properly put it all in a large garbage bag (which IS in the recycling bin like it should be). Right then, she affects this innocent little-girl demeanour complete with a look of 'Oh my, what ever could this be ? This is REALLY TERRIBLE, isn't it?etc..'. Obviously, she's not coming clean on this. I just say, "I don't think we're going to reach any conclusions about who did this, so we'll just have to move on". She's all "Oh...yes, I guess that's what we'll have to do, you sure are right about that etc..."

I then find my manager and tell her that, unfortunately, I need to have another meeting with her ASAP about what's just happened and some other related things.

We go into her office and I tell her what I think is going on. My boss is all like, "Oh no, she (the mouthy broad) would never do that, I WAS WITH HER ALL MORNING" (!!!!) I'm thinking, "Oh fuck, my boss is even in on this shit ! I'm doomed."
I then inform her that letting the mouthy broad gossip and shit-talk another employee (me) openly and brazenly when I'm in earshot (no less) is probably, yes quite probably against every labor code in the Western World. Thankfully, she agrees. I tell her that, personally, the mouthy broad's behavior is not remotely acceptable and that I'm very disappointed my boss would stand there and let the mouthy broad go on like she did. Thankfully and rightfully, my boss eats the shit on that and we're on to the next thing...

She then asks what happened between me and the girl who originally asked me to put the toilet seat down (see last paragraph of the first Work Update). Did I initiate the argument ? I tell her no. Did you shout at her ? No. What did she do and say? I tell her what she did and said, and mention how she was emotionally out of control and about how, at some points, it looked like she was going to physically assault me.

Sensing the end of the meeting, I tell my boss that, although I harbour no ill-will toward this girl, I still consider her behavior to be out of line (boss agrees) and how it's very important that everyone in our workplace can separate beliefs and emotions from actual reality. Boss agrees and I walk out feeling ten pounds lighter (probably because that's about how much shit I just dumped back on to those two God-forsaken estro-vipers !)

Thanks for reading.

Arson Smith wrote:m.koren, you must be a pretty good sport... salut! Restraint helps you stay employed! Is good thing!

I'd be afraid that after repeated verbally hostile attacks, and then finding the trash dumped in my area, etc. I would have been sore tempted to remove the damn seat from the toilet entirely and plop it front and center on the mouthy one's desk.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:I've never met one among you who cleans the toilet the requisite once a week (or really even once a month)

Dindon Shazwan wrote:I just wish men's piss wouldn't stink so much that even though I clean my toilets all the time, it still smells like old urine most of the time. It really makes me sick.

Colonel Panic wrote:

m.koren wrote:Work Update III :
She then asks what happened between me and the girl who originally asked me to put the toilet seat down (see last paragraph of the first Work Update). Did I initiate the argument ? I tell her no. Did you shout at her ? No. What did she do and say? I tell her what she did and said, and mention how she was emotionally out of control and about how, at some points, it looked like she was going to physically assault me.

Sensing the end of the meeting, I tell my boss that, although I harbour no ill-will toward this girl, I still consider her behavior to be out of line (boss agrees) and how it's very important that everyone in our workplace can separate beliefs and emotions from actual reality. Boss agrees and I walk out feeling ten pounds lighter (probably because that's about how much shit I just dumped back on to those two God-forsaken estro-vipers !)

Dude, just throw a fuck into her already and get it over with.

Colonel Panic wrote:I think I'm going to post this on the Craigslist matches:

My piss stinks, I have B.O. and I fart whenever and wherever I feel like. If you ladies want to stop wasting your time and get with a real man, I'll be sitting here in my boxers watching ESPN.