Gary Oldman with Edwardian duds, longass curly hair and blue pince-nez?

Not crap.

Everything else? Sort of crap.

"Take me away from all this... death" is among the worst lines that I have ever heard uttered in a motion picture.

RANK!!!

Adam Duritz
Blake Sennett
Dave Pirner
Dave Grohl
Johnny Depp
A puppet

When this came out a friend of mine had a cassette tape (its like a cd with these cool little wheels in the middle) of this film's soundtrack which he would play in his car at tremendous volume.

Out of context and without the pictures its absolutely hilarious. It keeps trying to out-melodrama itself. Very funny. Even with the pictures its a touch silly.

And I'm pretty sure I'm making this up but didn't Coppola want his name above the title originally? 'Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula.'

''Tis the man himself... but grown younger!' Brilliant. I sort of want to see it again now. Sort of.

hadn't thought about this movie in ages. i've seen it. don't remember much.

will have to watch it when it pops up in "on demand." it will. you know it will.

This movie is challenging enough with the werewolf rape and all. But then you throw in the Keanu and Cary Elwes...

Oh god, just listen to the way he says Budapest!

This film, she is so awful. She put up cocoon of funny, but when she comes out you see she is still awful again.

Gram Smoker's CRACKULA
coming soon from Two Line Cinema
"Suck yo blood? Nigga I'll suck yo dick!"

Her boobs did a great job. And Gary Oldman can do no wrong.

Otherwise, Crap.

This movie always felt over-wrought. And the ending blows. I never read the book, so I don’t know how faithful it all is.

Anthony Hopkins is pretty funny in it.

I think Godfather III was perhaps a worse film, at least in the bad acting realm (Sophia Coppola and her nose).