somebody over on the "misheard lyrics" thread wrote how his girlfriend had got him singing "i totally shit when i fart" to "total eclipse of the heart." i'm too lazy to look up who.

so i guess what i'm saying, somebody, is: are you still with this girl, &, if not, would she be willing to travel?

I hope it's not been mentioned before, but PJ Harvery must be one hell of a farter. Albini himself mentioned (remember reading long ago) about the time when she was only eating potatoes. Her album "Rid Of Me", is aptly named aftertheaftereffects. olfactorybini is known to work for varying rates in varying environments..... Just saw the reference on wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PJ_Harvey#Off-stage_persona
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I went out to the warehouse here for a few minutes and witnessed a nice one.
One dude was reclining on a chair, he begins to stretch and yawn...right as the yawn is at full strength another dude leaps up and in one sweeping motion farts directly into the yawning dude's face....right into his mouth.
The dude was pissed, but not as pissed as I thought he would have been. Not as pissed as I would have been, that's for sure.

I don't know. I think you just have to sit back and appreciate those rare moments of serendipitous synchronicity.

Ty Webb wrote:serendipitous synchronicity.

I work at a place with multiple buildings, and in one of the buildings there are many bitchy, rich, anal hags. They are generally very rude and demanding, so I have developed a tactic involving farting to satisfy my craving to destroy them. When I get a call to fix something in their building, I hold my farts in until I am ready to leave. Then, as I am walking out of the building amidst the cubicles, I release a super ripe stinker, which lingers quite a while, due to my high bacon intake. I find this type of "fart-revenge" to be quite amusing as well as effective in retributive instances.

I'm 31 and I laugh at farts.

iembalm wrote:Corpses fart.

I would see this band.

Mr. Chimp wrote:

ChaseEnnea wrote:Farting is definitely NOT CRAP.

Close enough for me.

In place of "A Total Eclipse of the Heart" I like to sing "I totally shit when I fart. " Crack myself up every time.