The Titty Bar
All the taps would be shaped like titties.
The watery domestics would have little titty taps.
The mid beers would have C cup taps.
The hefty beers (8% on up) would have hanging natural taps.

They would also specialize in White Russians and Buttery Nipples.

i'd name it No Fun.

Marsupialized wrote:wasn't there a spy themed bar in Milwaukee? I remember being in one where there was something weird going on, maybe there were cameras all over or there was some thing where you sent secret messages to other tables or something....what was that? Anyone remember?

Isn't there a bar in Chicago called Spy Bar? With this exact same thing going on? Maybe it's closed now.

Ekkssvvppllott wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:D.U.I. Fridays

No one will top this.

Ever.

Yeah, this thread is done.

Mark Hansen wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:wasn't there a spy themed bar in Milwaukee? I remember being in one where there was something weird going on, maybe there were cameras all over or there was some thing where you sent secret messages to other tables or something....what was that? Anyone remember?

Isn't there a bar in Chicago called Spy Bar? With this exact same thing going on? Maybe it's closed now.

If there is I've never been there, only in Milwaukee.

I would have a titty bar named Diggler's. My hook would be to have the girls in one those big inflatable bouncy houses you see at children's birthday parties.

Marsupialized wrote:

Mark Hansen wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:wasn't there a spy themed bar in Milwaukee? I remember being in one where there was something weird going on, maybe there were cameras all over or there was some thing where you sent secret messages to other tables or something....what was that? Anyone remember?

Isn't there a bar in Chicago called Spy Bar? With this exact same thing going on? Maybe it's closed now.

If there is I've never been there, only in Milwaukee.

The safehouse- If you don't know the password your in trouble, I spent a hallucinageniclly drunk night on my 21rst at the place. I have a nice cocktail glass that came free when the "top secret" was ordered. My last memories were of a fruity drink with an ignited upside down peach on top.

I would see a band named 'tard bar.

Beloit's

Fred's.

Where everybody talks like Fred Schneider. "Wwwwhat can I geeet yaaaaaaaaaa?"

I don't need to tell you the house specialty.

There's a bar near 125th/Lenox Ave called the Legs & Eye.

Seriously.

I'm looking for a picture of the sign.

I would name my bar the Legs & Eye.