j_harvey wrote:Heeby Jeeby wrote:That website is pretty funny. They promise 'legendary flushing performance' for their 'demanding and discriminating' customer.
I think this translates in to a powerful flush and suck function for those customers fond of leaving tremendous loads behind them.
They also promise to 'enhance the human experience'.
For so many years I've been ignorant of the true possibilities available when taking a shit.
Read up on their Neorest 5000 if you want to learn the true possibilities. It's a completely hands-free toilet. You don't even have to open or shut the lid...Neorest does it all.
You never told me you changed jobs.
The Neorest is incredible alright. No tank, no rim, remote control activated, they don't even want you to call it a toilet but will tolerate it 'if you must'. Its like taking a shit in the future...now!
