Funzo's Knuckle Room ("Where Nobody Gets Cut!")


From the album by that title...

So, two people have said "whiskey dick's", but that's a bar in Lake Tahoe. I'm playing there next month. (http://www.myspace.com/whiskeydickssaloonbandbooking)

My friend and I were going to open a bar in Brooklyn, but the financing fell apart. We were going to call it "Attica", I loved that.

I also had a friend who wanted to open a bar called "Anzalone's" after Glenn Danzig's real last name. Then we would put a sign out front that you had to be as tall as the weasel to get in so Glenn Danzig couldn't get in.

The Polite Smile and Fisting

See You Next Tuesday's.

Louie Louie's

You know how all the uppity yuppie bars or restaurants have one word names nowadays?
'We are meeting at Marble'
or 'have you been to Soft yet?'
'Oh the tapas at Orange are delicious'

I wanna open a hot new Wicker Park spot, just call it Felch.

steve wrote:All Y'all Go Fuck Yourselves's

or the Southern/Anti-Seen version-

"fuck all y'all"