FORTY ACRES

It would cater to the ironic NYC kids, playing off their latent racism and trendiness of ghetto totems. I would have fridge upon glass-fronted fridge full of 40 oz. malt liquors, plus vending machines with plastic bling jewelry and giant sunglasses. We would charge around $5 per 40, have a brick wall in the back for smashing the glass, play whatever shitty electro-poop those trust fundsters are into, and serve white hipster kids only. The goal would be to ruin that generation completely, somewhat in the way the C.I.A. poisoned our ghettos with crack and heroin. There would be a flashing sign in the back saying "kill Whitey" but they'd never realize it isn't a joke.

The Poon Room
The Stinky Pinky
The Wrong Hole
The Mother Fucker
The Sticky Parts

Anyone ever been to Nig's in the Dells?


don't forget your ironic t-shirt.

Marsupialized wrote:Molester's

hahahahhaha

the$inmusicisallmine wrote:

steve wrote:All Y'all Go Fuck Yourselves's

or the Southern/Anti-Seen version-

"fuck all y'all"

I growl that song to myself while bike riding a lot.
Such a good throat in that band.

scott wrote:Whiskey Dick's

ha!

This and Molesters are the best names so far.

AnthonyVillalobos wrote:

scott wrote:Whiskey Dick's

ha!

This and Molesters are the best names so far.

DUI Friday's is real good too

Wasn't DUI Friday's on Futurama?